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Scarjo is one lucky chick. She gets to pound her laundry on Ryan Reynolds’ washboard. Damn. Mmmm hmmm. Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar. They met up at a concert in LA. and it was all bliss. Justin Timberlake who? Is the Jesus and Mary Chain wondering where the hell their new back-up singer went?

Reynolds, 30, and Johansson, 22, arrived separately, an observer tells PEOPLE, and greeted each other with a hug and a kiss on the lips.

“In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other,” says the source. “He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”

Check up on her? I’m sure she can handle it. Did he want to make sure the stall was adequate for her? Weirdo. Who was this goofy observer? Some hag in the bar who is living vicariously through these people? Oh jesus, I just wrote my job description.