Sean Penn and Madonna were married for four years or so back in the mid-eighties and while the marriage was rumored to have ended in a mess, the two have managed to maintain a somewhat playful rapport throughout the years.
For instance, Madonna was the first person Sean texted after he kissed James Franco on the set of Milk, telling Madge: “I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don’t know why.”
Well, apparently Madonna did in fact pack her latest accessory — Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz — for Oscar night. We’re guessing he went well with her navy blue sequin dress and virgin blood bathed, movement-challenged face. Being near youth helps maintain it’s pluckiness.
At presumably her own Oscar after party, Sean showed up, Madonna gushed congratulations while he took one look at Jesus and quipped, “Thanks. Another kid already?”
Oh, touchÃ©, Sean Penn!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, A-Rod is drowning his woes with a stack of photos from the Miss Physique competition.
Gallery Info: Madonna And Jesus Luz On Kabbalah Date In NYC.