Sex and Scandal

September 4th, 2007 // 28 Comments

Which Hollywood megastar couple likes to have the hotel where they stay in New York clip flattering pictures of them and their child from the celeb weeklies, to put in frames before they arrive at their suite? (Gatecrasher)

Which Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble? One is on crack, one’s on smack, and the other cheats so much on his wife that he single-handedly is supporting several hookers. (Page Six)

Which married American fashion designer ditches the wedding ring on his carousing trips to Europe and doesn’t put it back on until he gets to JFK? (Gatecrasher)

WHICH singer keeps her slender frame so thin the old-fashioned way? Seems a “major eating disorder” helps keep her midriff worth baring. (Page Six)

By Michael Prieve

  1. sneaksy

    1. Tom and Katie
    2. no idea
    3. Tommy Hilfiger
    4. Fergie

  2. Chaz

    1. It sounds like a very Tom and Katie thing to do.

    2. I’ll leave this to everyone else–lots to choose from.

    3. Tommy Hilfiger? Not sure how many prominent married designers there are.

    4. Gwen.

  3. Glenda

    1. Tom and Katie

    2. The Frat Pack: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Ben Stiller (in that order)

    3. Hilfiger

    4. ?

  4. Sheabee

    #4 is definitely Jessica Simpson. She just starred in “Major Movie Star” and had a large recent weight loss…

  5. Lisa

    1. Tom and Katie
    2. ?
    3. ?
    4. Jessica Simpson (starring in “Major Movie Star”)

  6. sexyback

    #4 could be Posh… she’s mayja!

  7. KattG

    1. TomKat
    2. No Clue
    3. John Varvatos
    4. Gwen

  8. KattG

    1. TomKat
    2. No Clue
    3. John Varvatos
    4. Gwen

  9. Sheabee

    who doesn’t know that Posh has a major eating disorder already???…but you’re right, it could be her…she does say “major” all the time.

  10. giselle

    yeah but if you notice posh never bares her midriff…..just her legs and boobs are always hanging out.

  11. noway

    whoever said fergie for #4 is crazy. she’s definitely not thin and slender

  12. Lola

    Don’t know about 1-3, but numero quatro is either Gwen or Madonna.

    I’ve heard rumors about Gwen and she’s come super close to almost spilling the beans about restricting food and over excercising.

    …and lots of pics with her showing off her tummy last week!

  13. Simon

    1. Tomkat..fo sho.
    2. Frat Pack, totes.
    3. Could be T-Hilfugger, but I’ve heard about Ralph Lauren for YEARS being a playuh.
    4. Totally Gwen! Think about it…who else shows their abs ALL THE TIME? Jessica? Posh? Never. Come on…And, Gwen talks about how she’s been on a diet her whole life in the article from Bazaar a few months back.

  14. Tilly

    1. Tomkat
    2. I am going with the Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiler choice above..
    3. Cannot be Tommy Hilfiger. He has been not only divorced for ages but even the check out clerk at Dwane Read knows he like the boys…
    4. Gwen or Madonna but I am going to go with Gwen. Madonna does not show her middle that much anymore, not since having children even though she is quick to pour herself in a skin tight outfit to let you know she has no gut.

  15. Posh and gwen no for obvious reasons they are fertile

  16. Be Pretty

    For number two I was going to say:

    George Clooney (Crack – look how skinny he’s gotten!) Brad Pitt (Smack – y’know, with Angelina’s past and the rumour is that’s why she’s so skinny is because she’s back into it) and Matt Damon (only cuz he’s the one who’s married).

    But now that you brought up the Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiler combo, that makes sense too.

  17. Be Pretty

    No! I just changed my mind – George Clooney, Brad Pitt and BEN AFFLECK! ha ha ha, you know he cheated on Jennifer Lopez with a stripper in Vancouver and now he’s all over the hookers!

    1. Tomkat (for sure)
    2. (see above)
    3. ??
    4. Could be either Gwen or Jessica (jessica – major movie star, Gwen always showing off her midriff)

  18. laura

    1. Tomkat
    2. Jen, Courtney & David
    3. Tommy
    4. Beyonce

  19. 1. TomKat
    2. Frat Pack
    3. Ralph or Varvatos
    4. Shakira

  20. my name isn't luka

    laura, intriguing alternative to the frat pack!

  21. isaidit

    jessica is not a major movie star

  22. Basi

    I’ve seen on the web people saying this:
    1) Tom and Katie
    2) Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiler (what someone said above)
    3)?
    4) Gwen

  23. Shelby

    I can’t believe Ben Stiller would cheat on his wife.

  24. Alyson

    isaidit, you are dumb

  25. ms

    Vaughn on crack – ummmm, gimme a break. Crackheads don’t have quite as much meat on their bones

  26. Lola

    HA! Alyson, you are hilarious!
    And you read my mind.

  27. i

    Which Hollywood trio of friends is in trouble?
    Ben Afflec (Crack) , Matt Damon (Hookers) , George Clooney (Smack),

  28. boka

    4 is Posh “major eating disorder” major is her fav word

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