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Unsurprisingly, the Sex and the City movie is chock full of crazy outfits–expensive outfits. In fact, the movie is product placement heaven for advertisers looking to sell their shit while the audience watches Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte’s love lives unfold on-screen.

The film’s being referred to by New Line Cinema as “the Super Bowl for women” referring to the advertising opportunities afforded to the production company. These “Material Girls” are basically acting in what sounds like an extended commercial for clothes, make-up and God knows what else.

Here’s the thing–I’m going to go see the damn thing regardless, but as God as my witness, if I walk out of there wanting to start walking around in hot-pants, $800 shoes and a flower arrangement on my head, someone please have the good sense to slap me.

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More photos of Sarah Jessica Parker at the Germany premiere after the jump.