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Wait a minute, is that Grace Kelly somehow come back from the dead? Surely the blond apparition we see gliding effortlessly along the Southern California shoreline must be some kind of princess, so full of timeless beauty is she.
The epitome of style and class is none other than the Lady Shauna Sand, whose delicate brown twig legs can no longer lift the weight of her lucite stripper heels so that she now has to scoot around her beloved beach on a Segway.
She’s actually on an all-important life-or-death mission, since it seems a man went into cardiac arrest and paramedics announced that if he didn’t get an emergency lap dance on the spot, he might die. Cries of “IS THERE A STRIPPER IN THE HOUSE???” carried on the wind to Shauna’s ears.
It’s Shauna to the rescue!
Click any photo to check out all 25+ photos of Shauna Sand in the gallery!
Wait a minute, is that Grace Kelly somehow come back from the
dead? Surely the blond apparition we see gliding effortlessly along the
Southern California shoreline must be some kind of princess, so full of
timeless beauty is she.
The epitome of style and class is none other than the Lady Shauna Sand, whose delicate brown twig legs can no longer lift the weight of her lucite stripper heels so that she now has to scoot around her beloved beach on a Segway.
She’s actually on an all-important life-or-death mission, since it
seems a man went into cardiac arrest and paramedics announced that if
he didn’t get an emergency lap dance on the spot, he might die. Cries
of “IS THERE A STRIPPER IN THE HOUSE???” carried on the wind to
Shauna’s ears.
It’s Shauna to the rescue!Check out out all 25+ photos of Shauna Sand in the gallery!
LeslieD | January 28, 2009 at 5:20 pm
HeHe, that was hilarious–the fact that she can no longer support the lucite heels. I was waiting for that–thanks for being on top of the story first. ;-)
D | January 28, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Are those TROUTS I see printed on her bikini?? How appropriate… to match her pout!
kaligula | January 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
hilarious lisa, one of your best!!!!!! thank you…. :)
Mom | January 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Honestly…that made my day. Grace Kelly….priceless. :-)
Stickler | January 28, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Fabulous. :)
Sarah | January 28, 2009 at 11:59 pm
WOW!
SKANK ON WHEELS!
SHE’S AMAZING….AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
someone | January 29, 2009 at 2:23 am
Is that the only pair of shoes she owns??or does she have a dozen pair?
T-Bone | January 29, 2009 at 7:33 am
She has a great body, no doubt, but it would be even better if her breasts were REAL! Real is so much better looking than inflated saline. And speaking of inflated, she really needs to slow down on the lip injections.
sarah | January 29, 2009 at 2:52 pm
all of you people bashing celebs are total losers. she’s gorgeous, you’re dumb ugly and sitting inside judging people on the internet. well im judging you back. get off your sorry ass.
therealdana | February 16, 2009 at 4:24 am
Shauna Slut: Mall Cop.
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