Shia LaBeouf Is Petit Downstairs

May 15th, 2009 // 4 Comments

In an interview with Playboy, Shia LaBeouf felt compelled to dish all his sexy secrets. The Transformers star confessed that he doesn’t think his genitalia is super-impressive. He and Enrique Iglesias should start some sort of support group.

LaBeouf confessed to the nudie mag of his awkward first sexual encounter, in which he said he tried to copy a porn move he’d seen once that involved propping his partner up on a pillow.

Shia explained, “[It] put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move.”

Well, that’s OK, Shia. We know some people who still think you’re heavenly.

Gallery Info: Shia LaBeouf
runs errands with his mother in Los Angeles.

By LT

  1. shardy

    most guys who are bold enough to declare
    (especially in a popular mag like Playboy)
    that they are “not endowed” tend to have
    a pretty good sized penis

    it’s like an obviously attractive
    model who thinks (he or she) is ugly

    i think it’s just a case of one
    being hypercritical of themselves

    if Shia is comparing his penis size
    to that of a “porn” model, then yes,
    he may be “small”, but i am guessing
    he’s got a nice sized penis

    too bad i can’t get to find that out for real

    ah well….

  2. www.blahgirls.com

    Oh Shia! You’re silly but I <3 you.

  3. beelzebub

    Small penis — jacks off in his trailer to his costars — wants to do his mom — me thinks he give too much info

  4. mike128

    i think it’s interesting that when women are honest about their bodies/”flaws”/insecurities, we applaud them. and when men do the same we mock them.

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