The almighty power of Angelina has failed against the legal system. After finding out that Symine Salimpour, the offending fragrance creator, was cranking out a new perfume and naming it Shiloh. Angie was super pissed and filed a grievance with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. Symine has defended her choice in her product name with a simple explanation.
“I was so scared. I mean, c’mon, who wouldn’t be? In Hebrew, Shiloh means ‘his gift.’ And I will use the perfume to give something back to the children of Israel and the Middle East.” Salimpour told the Washington Post.
But Jolie lost the battle of the baby name. The challenged was dropped and Shiloh is in production.
I bet that convo went well. Angelina was probably all….”Bitch, that is my baby name. Step off. I am half a power couple and get to see Brad naked at demand.”
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Joya | August 1, 2007 at 11:20 am
I heart Lee’s Art Shop!!!
Gift Horse | August 1, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that the great and powerful Holy Jolie DID NOT get her way?
Oh, that’s got to frost the collective ass’ of the Angeloones!
Zekers | August 1, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I also don’t get why Angelina even entered that fray, doesn’t she have enough going on in her life-why would this be important in the whole big picture? Oh yeah…it gets attention, I forgot.
Jan | August 1, 2007 at 1:01 pm
She’s something else. First she single-mindedly invents adoption, then she invents a totally unique baby name. She’ll be sanctified one day, mark my words.
td9295 | August 1, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Do you guys remember Vince Vaughn’s rant to the reverend on “Wedding Crasher’s”? It is about a dog named Shiloh! It is eerily funny how Vince Vaughn was in almost every aspect of what Brad Pitt was doing (“Mr. & Mrs. Smith”) and not doing (Jennifer Aniston). Then he calls the name before conception.
Sassy | August 1, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I am so sick of this man stealer and the attention her bony, fugly ass gets. NO you do not own the name Shiloh you crazy biatch. Awaiting the day Brad leaves her bony ass. Can’t stand her.
Puleeze! | August 1, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Either the Brangelunatics have finally been institutionalized, or now hang out with Jared at http://WWW.JUSTJOLIE.COM cuz they have been eerily quite on the few posts about Anno Ange.
Rumor out now that Brad now wants Ange to go into “rehab” for her eating disorder! Right! She doesn’t have an eating disorder. She has an injection/snort disorder!
Candy Apple | August 1, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Wow, I’m shocked she didn’t also try to sue The Battle of Shiloh and all the little towns across America named Shiloh, and any and everything that was ever named Shiloh long before Saint Angelina ever graced the Earth with her presence. What a dumb hoe. This just reiterates why I could never stand her to begin with. No, actually that’s not true. I DID kind of like her back when she was playing with knives and effing Billy Bob in a limo and wearing blood and kissing her brother. Because that was wack-a-doodle in a fun to observe sort of way. Now she’s just wack-a-doodle in a super obnoxious grates my nerves sort of way.
Candy Apple | August 1, 2007 at 2:56 pm
P.S. for Christmas I’m going to buy everyone on my list a bottle of Shiloh. So suck on that, Angelina!
Clarisse | August 1, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Candy Apple,
I know that Shiloh is my new scent! I don’t care if it costs 3000 bucks a bottle and smells like Pete Dougherty’s arm-pit!
Adoptalina just made Symine Salimpour a very rich woman! Love it!
Angietothemax | August 1, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Well hopefully she has since 5% of the profits are going to be donated to Israeli children.
MELISSA | August 1, 2007 at 6:27 pm
WOW THATS CRAZY I REMEMBER WHEN BRAD AND ANGELINA CAME OUT AS A COUPLE AND EVERYONE WAS SO HAPPY AND EVERYONE CUT UP JEN. HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED, I’M GLAD EVERYONE IS STARTING TO SEE HER FOR WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HER. NO GOOD!!
lily8 | August 2, 2007 at 1:03 am
So now we see where Jolie’s head is at… I wouldn’t be surprised if she names her next child “trademark”.
It would be understandable if she actually invented the name, but– COME ON!
What a f*ing controlling, sociopathic bitch!
I was actually coming around to think she was a decent person…
jade | August 2, 2007 at 1:40 am
Have never been a fan of this overrated narcisistic bag of bones. Never thought she was that good an actress or as beautiful as the tabloids present her….but what’s most irritating about her is her sense of entitlement and ‘better than thou’ persona. I can’t wait till that silly (and also overrated) brad leaves her. Despite all of her wealth and attempts at do-gooding, she’s a tramp, and an uneducated one at that.