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Jesus, look at him. I do declare. We have ourselves a winner. Here’s the redheaded sexy beast known as Prince Harry vacationing with that jumpoff Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. For real, he is hotness that knows no boundaries. Who cares if he’s not chiseled? It’s the hair, and the lanky frame and he skin and the swagger. To quote Annie Lennox, let me dive into your ocean, Harry. Is it raining with you? It’s going to be raining semen soon when I get to wherever the hell that island is. Great, with that line – Scotland Yard is going to be looking my ass up. I mean “seamen.” Like sailors. Right.

And Davy gets zero points for that dainty ass grab. She needs to dig both hands in and knead. He’s a soldier, he can take getting his ass worked over like it was in a bread machine.

Does anyone else need a cigarette?

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Jesus, look at him. I do declare. We have ourselves a winner. Here’s the redheaded sexy beast known as Prince Harry vacationing with that jumpoff Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. For real, he is hotness that knows no boundaries. Who cares if he’s not chiseled? It’s the hair, and the lanky frame and he skin and the swagger. To quote Annie Lennox,
let me dive into your ocean, Harry. Is it raining with you? It’s going
to be raining semen soon when I get to wherever the hell that island
is. Great, with that line – Scotland Yard is going to be looking my ass
up. I mean “seamen.” Like sailors. Right.And Davy gets zero
points for that dainty ass grab. She needs to dig both hands in and
knead. He’s a soldier, he can take getting his ass worked over like it
was in a bread machine.Does anyone else need a cigarette?Check out all 10+ photos of a shirtless Prince Harry in the gallery!