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A stalker who has a thing for slutty blond chicks, the smell of Zima, and bad acting is following Sienna Miller’s drunk ass around and sending her letters. The stalker is a trannie . I love this story. This girl with something extra needs to take in a showing of “Factory Girl” and move on to a worthier target. That shit was bbbaaaaaddd. And no “bad” in a breeze into town on a motorcycle and back spin kick the villains way, but “bad” in a “man, she musta f*cked a lot of dudes to get cast in this” type way. Sienna Miller is the new Pia Zadora. She’ll have a stage show at a casino in Branson, Missouri next.

Sienna Miller has hired two bodyguards to protect her from a transvestite stalker.The actress employed extra security for the London premiere of ‘Factory Girl’ after the stalker sent her “bizarre” letters. Sienna is so terrified of what the crazed fan might do she can’t sleep.

A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Sienna has been bombarded with bizarre letters from a transvestite and has hired two security men. In his letters he talks about being obsessed with her look. He tries to follow her everywhere.

More on Sienna Miller’s unique stalker after the jump.

“The poor girl hasn’t been sleeping properly because she has been so scared. Things just got to the point that she just had to take extra care of herself.”

Sienna’s stalker is a transvestite called Peter, who wears women’s wigs, high-heeled stilettos, fake fur coats and dresses.

Rock on, Pete! All Pete wants to do is give Sienna a friggin’ makover so she doesn’t look so beat anymore. It’s like trannie charity. She’s probably sweet and also drives a bookmobile or something as well.