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Just when you thought, “Hey, there aren’t enough pathetic reality show castoffs or has-been actors on primetime television,” ABC went ahead and did you a favor by creating Skating With The Stars. Yes. I just said that.

Here’s your crap-tastic lineup, which basically includes NO ‘stars’:

• Rebecca Budig, actress on All My Children
• Bethenny Frankel, from Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New York and Bethenny Getting Married?
• Jonny Moseley, amazing skier apparently
• Vince Neil, whom they describe as “international superstar, accomplished businessman and heartfelt philanthropist” – sure, why not
• Brandon Mychal Smith, actor on Disney Channel sitcom Sonny With A Chance
• Sean Young, actress who is basically insane

What a very pitiful cast and awful premise for a show. It debuts Monday, Nov. 22 and will hopefully be cancelled before Christmas. What do you all think?