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It’s the muthatruckin’ D.O.G.! And he’s dining with Posh and Becks? What? Is this a cartoon? What do those three talk about? Snoop’s probably like “dayum, bitch, you look like some shit from outer space!” She does. She’s frightening. Anyway, as Snoop left dinner at Mastro’s in Beverly Hills, he opined on Britney Spears.

TMZ spotted Snoop walking to his car after his dinner, and he wasn’t shy with his choice of words regarding the paparazzi, saying, “Damn, is Britney Spears around this muthaf***er?” And when someone asked the Doggfather if he felt like Britney, he quipped, “Hell naw, I ain’t feelin’ nothing like her! I’m keeping my hair and my kids!”

God bless you and keep you, fine sir. Happy Friday, everyone!

(WENN)