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This little crib midget. Sometimes I ask myself, Cherita,
why do shitty people keep making us roll our eyes by NOT dancing into obscurity
where they belong? And Cherita (that’s me) says–girl, because
they still need that cash to purchase ugly overly expensive clothing and they
don’t have any other skill sets.
Chris Brown whaled the stuffing out of
ex-girlfriend Rihanna at the beginning of this year and his cutesy R&B
beaver image took a major hit because of it. You saw the photos. His fists of
dickless fury gave her horns on her big head! Everyone got up in arms and felt
bad for Rihanna (don’t worry, she got an album out of it…she’s
no fool) and there was a brief backlash against Brown.
Yes, there was an
episode of Oprah Winfrey addressing the issue despite everyone knowing that Oprah slap
chops Gayle King when girlfriend doesn’t move sprightly enough with the
slippers and bowl of Dinty Moore when O gets home.
Anyway, Brown earned his tiny self 100 hours of community
service and a series of domestic violence classes. He also issued a
self-serving video apology to fans that his lawyer obviously wrote because this
bitch is dumb. And he JUST managed to make sure the homie that was taping kept
the corner of the cue card he was using from showing on the Handi-Cam’s
shooting path. It was totally from the heart.
BITCH SLAP!
Gallery Info: Chris Brown wins the Number 1 spot on Socialite Life’s 2009 BS Awards.
Guest post by Cherita Whitechild
You’re spot on Lisa, but he’s not even worth the rant!
FGS woman!!
Feburary was when this happened!!
LEAVE IT IN 2009 GURL!
Geez, people like u are the downfall of the country!
Leave Chris Brown the fuck alone!
I am somewhat shocked by all the anger you have towards Chris Brown. I can say he did make a MISTAKE and there is no excuse for it and he should have served time for it but good Lord he paid his debt to society. I am sorry his debt was not up to your standards but he did and still is doing what is required of him. You may not agree with me but I firmly believe Ms. Rhianna is not innocent in this entire fiasco. I am sure she provoked him in some physical act but we will never know about it. The reason I feel that way is because no self respecting women, in their right mind (which I believe her mind is far from right due to recreational drug use), would use a battered situation as a come-up for their album and that she did. It is really out of hand…I personally think your #1 award should have gone to Director Roman Polanski but that is my opinion. I know this is your website so you get to pick and I must say in closing I really enjoy the website and will continue to visit. Happy New Year.
I am somewhat shocked by all the anger you have towards Chris Brown. I can say he did make a MISTAKE and there is no excuse for it and he should have served time for it but good Lord he paid his debt to society. I am sorry his debt was not up to your standards but he did and still is doing what is required of him. You may not agree with me but I firmly believe Ms. Rhianna is not innocent in this entire fiasco. I am sure she provoked him in some physical act but we will never know about it. The reason I feel that way is because no self respecting women, in their right mind (which I believe her mind is far from right due to recreational drug use), would use a battered situation as a come-up for their album and that she did. It is really out of hand…I personally think your #1 award should have gone to Director Roman Polanski but that is my opinion. I know this is your website so you get to pick and I must say in closing I really enjoy the website and will continue to visit. Happy New Year.