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2009 added an interesting twist in the annals (not pronounced “anals” although it’s sort of related) of celebrity crime. A band of
smirky, clean-cut teens decided that making like The Hills was boring so they ripped some famous people off!

The teens (and some old dude)
reportedly liberated $2 million worth of jewelry from Paris Hilton‘s
snake hole (I mean her house), and are also suspected in burglaries
that took place at the homes of Orlando Bloom, Lindsay Lohan, Audrina
Patridge, Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green and Ashley Tisdale. You would think that these people would have
security precautions. Even Lohan must place an empty bottle of Stoli in
front of the door so she hears it roll when someone intrudes.
 
Nicholas
Prugo, 18 and Rachel J. Lee were arrested in October as part of a sting
operation targeting a burglary ring. Also arrested were 18-year-old Courtney Ames,
Alexis Neirs; 19-year-old Diana Tamayo and Roy Lopez, who at 27-years-old is the old man of the group. Roy must be
the slacker in his peer group. 
 
Everyone immediately finked on each other. Figures. Spoiled cat burgling brats.
 
“I
know for a fact Nick did all of these burglaries. He did every single
burglary, he told me this after the police let him go. Nick is blaming
people, trying to get the blame off himself,” Neirs told TMZ.
 
These
pinheads get a bitch slap, but not for boosting celeb’s belongs. They
can afford more. No, they get a bitch slap for not removing Paris and
Lindsay as opposed to their jewelry and clothes. Seriously, take THEM!
Christ, do us all a favor.
 
Then again, you know one of these
kids was Lohan’s dealer and they were just looking to get paid finally.
You know she’s all, “Uh, can I put this eight ball on layaway..?” Low
rent.

Gallery Info: Teen celebrity burglars win the Number 7 spot on Socialite Life’s 2009 BS Awards.

Guest post by Cherita Whitechild