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Esteemed authoress, tranny lovah, and all-around classiness Katie Price
earns a Bitch Slap this year. And you would think–well yeah, she’s a
trashy media whore and has the coloring of someone who has been beaten
with a sack of manure so who wouldn’t want to school her?

But no–she
gets a bitch slap for A) divorcing best girlfriend Peter Andre (sorry,
it was a match made in Useless British Celeb Heaven and could have
provided awesome comedy for decades) and B) dumping her tranny
fistfighter Alex Reid on live television.

Look, despite having
Cro-Magnon face, Reid was kind of a piece. Muscles AND he liked to
dress as a ladyman that refers to herself as Roxanne! Who doesn’t want
that in a rebound? However, he apparently was applying Jordan‘s tan
smear incorrectly so she dumped his ladyman ass on live television
during her stint on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

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professed that she felt Alex was in it for the attention and the money,
and later told the hosts “I’m not with him.” Which was unfortunate for
Reid, as he had just arrived in Australia to propose. Oops. It’s OK,
Al. Just pull on those fishnets and pop that booty for me. I like
diamonds and granite-faced trannies.

Gallery Info: Katie Price wins the Number 8 spot on Socialite Life’s 2009 BS Awards.