Is this hot news? I doubt it. I don’t watch the show, I watch Jack Bauer break into the Russian Consulate and cut fingers off the Prime Minister or whoever that was to find out where Gredenko is hiding the nuclear bombs. Anyway, this tool from Laguna Beach got himself some beer balls and then got himself a jail sentence . It’s not even one of those things where we won’t see him for a couple of years and he can do a hot concept album about it or anything. It’s just 60 days. Probably enough to write a book of poetry about his experience ala Jewel. But still. Pussy.

Jason Wahler, star of MTV’s “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach,” pleaded no contest today to one count of battery, and was sentenced to 60 days in Los Angeles County Jail.

More on the altercation after the jump.

Wahler, 20, and model Kristin DeLuca, 25, were arrested in September 2006 after an altercation on Wilshire Blvd. The two and a group of friends were driving on Wilshire when their vehicle was blocked by a city vehicle and a tow truck attempting to move an illegally parked car. The pair jumped out of their car and got into a verbal altercation with the city employee and the tow truck drivers. Wahler punched one of the drivers and DeLuca kicked the tow operator and spit in his face. The drivers called the cops after restraining Wahler. His blood alcohol level at the time of his arrest was .22 — nearly three times the legal limit.

Pinhead. I shouldn’t talk though, I’m forever getting drunk and trying to steal Ring-Dings down at the Lil’ Peach near my apartment. Seriously, that Lil’ Peach near my place is hot. They just put in a Dunkin’ Donuts and the floors are clean now, and there’s even an area where the mess drinkers can sit all day and play Keno as their livers slowly pickle. They should have a guest list and a velvet rope. I’m boring you with this because it’s still more exciting than reading about some richkid reality TV jackoff getting in a fight.