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And no, by Oscar, I’m not referring to some imaginary sex-act I just now made up in my head involving a can of gold spray paint, a hood ornament and a short bald man with a dark moustache and a lisp. (Cause I’m sure that’s where your mind immediately went…) I’m talking about Paris Hilton’s recent performance in which she recently paraded around holding a book about acting as preparation for her upcoming film, “The Hottie and the Nottie.” From Hello!:

Leaving home in LA for the movie’s set, the 25-year-old was spotted clutching budding thesp’s guide The Power Of The Actor. And the glamorous style queen showed she meant business by swapping her usual designer ensemble for a serviceable green tracksuit.

How adorable. “Acting” as if she knows how to read. Well, she’s holding the book right side up, so by God, I’m convinced! Encore!

‘HOTTIE’ PARIS SERIOUS ABOUT LATEST FLICK [Hello! Magazine]

(Flynet)