Someone In Lohan’s Inner Circle Is Totally Screwing Her

June 6th, 2007 // 7 Comments

It looks like someone very close to Lohan is playing a deadly game . Ok, I’m just being drama douche, but someone looks to be leaking info (as well as photos of knife nuttery) to the press.

This week, year-old pictures featuring a knife-wielding Lindsay with Vanessa Minnillo were plastered all over the Internet and in the tabloids. TMZ has confirmed that these pictures were stolen from LiLo’s apartment — and sold to a UK tabloid! Cha-ching!

We’ve also learned that Lindsay has had only three or four visitors at Promises — all friends, no family (paging Dina Lohan!) — but information about her has been leaked to the National Enquirer! One of her so-called BFFs is blabbing, and Lilo’s not happy about it.

TMZ contacted Lindsay’s rep, who would not comment on exactly who is talking about Linds. As for the pics, the rep told us, “Unfortunately, we live in a society where we allow stolen pictures to make a profit. I can’t believe magazines would purchase and publish stolen, personal photos. If anyone wants to step up to the plate and donate the profits from their sale, we would be happy to point you in the direction of a charity in need.”

*chortle* Because her ass has done so much for charity! Her only charity is to raise awareness of sluts and they get enough donations. If ya smell what I’m stepping in. Ok, I totally meant sperm donations.

By J. Harvey

  1. Zekers

    I thought the same J. Harvey. Some buds she has…had.

  2. anonymous

    She has exactly the friends she totally deserves. Friends she would probably treat in EXACTLY the same way!

  3. anonymous

    She has exactly the friends she totally deserves. Friends she would probably treat in EXACTLY the same way!

  4. anonymous

    It’s probably Dina Lohan…she has to do something to keep Lindsay in the news…and to keep people from focusing on how her how “Rockette career” is a total lie…

  5. Loob

    “Her only charity is to raise awareness of sluts and they get enough donations. If ya smell what I’m stepping in. Ok, I totally meant sperm donations.”

    Bwahahaa! I love you, J.Harvey! :D

  6. myname

    lol…anyone ever seen MEAN GIRLS? sounds like mean girls is dealing with her in real life.

    also, it’s probably an inside job anyway: after all, ANY publicity is better than NO publicity…

    hopefully her career falls apart and never rears it ugly head ever again. i would love to see her mother and herself completely broke. too cool!!

    a 20 year old nobody that has ANOTHER controlling mother..this has been done before too many times. go away lohan and mother: retire from the cash you have already bilked the public and disappear, both of you. the world would be a better place if that happened.

  7. C2

    Druggies steal for drug money. Who else would it be but one or all of her druggie friends! They need coke to sustain their addiction and coke is not cheap especially if one has been a parasite too long or merely spinning records for a living!

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