Someone Please Get Pam Anderson A Pair Of Pants

October 13th, 2009 // Leave a Comment

I love a gal that is comfortable in her own skin, embraces her figure, and has the confidence to strut her stuff down a catwalk. With that said, can someone please, for the love of my eyes, slap a pair of pants and sweatshirt on Pamela Anderson?

The former Baywatch babe recently walked the runway at The A Muse Fashion Line Launch Party wearing a lovely animal print one piece getup. Sure, Pam has a fantastic figure for a woman of any age, but her trailer park escapee wardrobe and recent fashion show disasters, including this gem of an outfit, have caused my eyes to start a full fledged protest.

In an effort to help Pam age gracefully and save my eyes from self imposed blindness I’m starting a clothing drive. Please search the depths of your closets and hearts and donate to this worthy cause! But, let’s take baby steps, nothing too drastic. Perhaps a pair of pants that will cover her tush and, if you’re feeling generous, a shirt that’s not see-through.

Gallery Info: Pamela Anderson walking the runway at The A Muse Fashion Line Launch Party.

By Jessika Marie

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