Britney Spears In The Pink

December 11th, 2007 // 18 Comments

Can any of you take it anymore? I can’t. That ass shot kind of sealed the deal for me. Here’s lovely lady about town Britney Spears mugging for the cameras in the Hustler parking lot on Sunset Blvd. in LA. She was stopping in for her 9000th frapper of the day. It’s kind like someone took Natalie Portman’s charcater in “Closer” and put her through the wood chipper in “Fargo”. I know that’s a lot of movie references dropped on you, but if you’ve seen both – you smell what I’m stepping in. That pink wig alone is a sign of serious mental illness. How much attention does one person need? What is that hunger all about? Can anyone anywhere help this crazy out? There has to be a comfy straightjacket set aside SOMEWHERE for her.

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14 more photos of Britney Spears and her favorite pink wig are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey

  1. DruNken LauRen

    I give up.
    I don’t even feel sorry for her anymore.

  2. Cosina

    It just isn’t even funny in a sad way anymore. Why doesn’t someone close to her step in and get her the help she obviously needs. Hera actions have tragic ending written all over them if they don’t.

  3. Cosina

    It just isn’t even funny in a sad way anymore. Why doesn’t someone close to her step in and get her the help she obviously needs. Her actions have tragic ending written all over them if they don’t.

  4. Applespice

    B/c everyone who tried to help her got cut out of her life.

    That outfit looks horrible. Is this the same night she kept telling the paparazzi she was ‘scared’

  5. Cat

    Why, Why, Why??? Why, Why, Why??? Stop it, it’s not CUTE anynore!!!!

  6. SadieB

    Agreed. One vote in favor of anything Britney becoming as lost as last year’s Easter eggs. If you think other readers need this subject matter, maybe try a subtle substitution…say, instead of Spears in pink, how’s about a shot of Pink throwing a spear? We should all be weaned off the in time for Santa.

  7. Zekers

    What tells me that Britney is mentally ill is she thinks the paps are following/photographing her because she’s so hot and popular…sadly, she doesn’t seem to have a clue that she has become a freak-show…or has she?
    I like SadieB’s suggestion…Pink throwing a spear…I can totally see that!

  8. Ernie

    Good. Fucktard.

  9. meh

    She’s an idiot; nothing’s changed.

  10. stolidog

    I’m really ready for that tragic ending.

  11. gg

    and why is her ass all red?

  12. Granger

    All the bloggers of the world should just do us a favour and STOP BUYING PHOTOS OF BRITNEY! She’s a loser. White trash. Talentless. Stupid. Boring. Ugly. A train wreck. Write-off. The sooner she hauls her ass off to a small town somewhere to recover from her celebrity addiction, the better.

  13. jbonz

    Agreed. There is no longer any way to damn Britney with exaggeration. Whatever obscenely contemptible things one can make up about her to ridicule her, she outdoes with her real behavior.
    I fully expect her to stand on the corner of Hollywood and Vine and eat fresh dog shit out of her open palm. It will happen. Just wait and watch.

  14. Zekers

    Oh God jbonz…

  15. flatbellydance

    It’s pretty pathetic that she’s willing to spend so much time getting her mug on every website and in every magazine, but can’t be bothered to clean up her act to get custody of her children. I read somewhere that brit’s kids are “the poorest rich kids in hollywood”. Not sure who the author was, but man. Did they ever nail it.

  16. Steph

    What a waste of a decent body.

  17. Steph

    What a waste of a decent body.

  18. Sharon

    I don’t get it. Every other week they’re posting pics of her with supposedly a ton of cellulite all over her body. She looks pretty damn good for “eating and drinking, snorting, f-ing and licking” so much crap.

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