Special Delivery For Lindsay Lohan

January 4th, 2006 // 15 Comments

(Images have been removed at the request of owner. They were taken from an exclusive video. Look for them in a tabloid, coming to a newstand near you.)

Mmm. Who knew that asthma could be treated with e.p.t. and Cocoa Puffs? Lindsay was being handed a bag that contained an e.p.t test, Cocoa Puffs, playing cards, mouthwash, Coke (the beverage), and other goodies.

(Source: Best Week Ever)

(VF cover via Rosie)

P.S. Tomorrow will hopefully be a Lindsay free day.

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  1. Mariana

    EPT??!?!??!? Whaaaaatttt???!!?

    If she’s not knocked up, she really is the worst publicity whore ever. With all the weird stuff people buy at drugstores, you’d think they’d learn to use bags that are totally opaque.

  2. Anna

    Um, I know it’s supposed to be all error-proof and everything, but don’t you think that maybe someone around that hospital she’s in could help her out with that in a much more reliable and private manner? I mean, since she’s already there for her “asthma.”

  3. karen

    I don’t know if I believe it I mean she’s in a hospital I’m sure they would test her there before doing any kind of procedure or administering any medication if she had suspected she might be pregnant. Maybe the EPT was for Mom or someone else.

  4. Sarah

    Why wouldn’t the hospital just do a pregnancy test? From my very limited experience, a pregnancy test is a very common part of the blood screen women get when they check into the hospital. Unless Ms. Lohan doesn’t want this on her medical record…..hmmmm….

  5. PleaseThink

    Come on you all this is a bad and stupid attempt and starting a rumor. I can not believe any one actually believes this story. If you actually believe this, then I am selling my share of the Brooklyn Bridge for a $1 if you would like to buy it.

  6. Jenrah

    Ya know I wouldn’t be surprised if she were pregnant. I mean the way these young Hollywood starlets whore themselves out all the time I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of them already have a few abortions under their belts!

  7. bestdress

    I see a pack of New Ports too but why would she need that type of test…ummm I thought she was in a hospital?

  8. Renaikan

    I dont get why people worry too much if its true or not… if it is – we’ll see in a few months right? and if she’s not pregnant – thank goodness for all of us. Can you imagine having to hear about her pregnancy like we did with Britney Spear’s day after day?

  9. Benton

    Rumor has it that she got pregnant while visiting with her father at the county jail this holiday season.

  10. missinmoss

    It’s due to Asthma? Anyone out there have asthma? Would you stay in the hospital for several days, even if it was a severe attack? Just ahhh, a little bit curious?

  11. Stewie Griffin

    What exactly did this bitch do to deserve soooo much media attention? Aside from Mean Girls I can’t think of anything she’s even been in, and even that was only good because of Rachel Mcadams and the rest of the cast. It seems her real claim to fame is her personal life, which is no different than any other untalented, booze-guzzling, pill-popping, coke-snorting Hollywood ho. Here’s hoping Lindsay and that gaping hole Paris Hilton fade away by years end.

  12. ShoeSlut

    Stewie Griffin, you’re my God! Well said — here’s hoping…

  13. B

    missinmoss – I have asthma and I can tell you that if the attack is severe enough, yes, you can stay in the hospital for a few days.

    As for the e.p.t., that’s a really, really scary thought… I suppose having a baby is “trendy” right now.

  14. doofus

    I have my doubts about this story…

    I can’t imagine that if she thought she were preggers and was in a hospital, she wouldn’t have the test done there. they DO have confidentiality laws, and if the news of a pregnancy test done by the hospital was released, she could sue them. and win, quite easily.

    I also find it hard to believe that she’d have a friend go to a public drugstore and bring one to HER, in a semi-seethru bag, while being followed by the paparazzi.

    I think you can refuse any type of test in a hospital, but if the medical staff there is going to do a procedure or give you meds that would affect a fetus, they HAVE to test you by law. and with all of the steroids that severe asthmatics usually take, I’d say they would have tested for that before they shot her full of steroids.

    to missinmoss…yes, you can be hospitalized for several days, depending on how bad it is. my cousin has had severe asthma her entire life, and has been in and out of the hospital her entire life.

    which makes me wonder about La Lohan…if she really had asthma that bad, I’d think she’d have been hospitalized a few more times than before this, and more often.

  15. starla

    Come to think of it, is this the first time we’ve heard of her having asthma?

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