God, why don’t these two just have a camera run on them 24 hours a day and start a website so those who CHOOSE to look at them can? Damn, if these are what’s creeping up on this holiday season, I wish the North Pole would make like Jonestown. Here’s Spencer Pratt and his trick Heidi Montag shopping for a Christmas tree and trying to make like the J. Crew catalog or something. More like Wal*Mart. Their Christmas isn’t even going to be real! Their names aren’t even Spencer and Heidi. Everything in their lives is scripted! Even their upcoming wedding! And whoever the writer is, he’s wearing a safety helmet and his hands smell like fish.
More photos of Spencer and Heidi after the jump.