Spencer Pratt And Heidi Montag: Sorely In Need Of An Avalanche

December 7th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Here’s what beautiful wedded bliss should look like. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt acting totally bashful while on a winter break from The Hills in Park City, Utah. They really do not want the paparazzi to spoil their vacation. Did they bring photographers and a camera crew up on the ski lift, helicopter them in or maybe use snow mobiles? They are also flashing those hideous wedding rings that mean absolutely nothing since they’re not actually legally married.

Look, it’s like those nature films of adorable polar cubs. Heidi and Spencer skied, snowball fought, and sat in the lodge and grossed everyone out by slurping hot chocolate.

In the meantime, Heidi’s mom is accusing Spencer of drugging Heidi to get her to Mexico to tie the knot in their false marriage ceremony. And why did we lose Sonny Bono to hitting a tree at 100 mph while skiing yet these two donkeys are just fine and dandy on the slopes? Just sayin’.

Click any image in the gallery for 25+ (we know you’re psyched) photos of Spencer and Heidi in a winter wonderland!

Here’s what beautiful wedded bliss should look like. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt acting totally bashful while on a winter break from The Hills
in Park City, Utah. They really do not want the paparazzi to spoil
their vacation. Did they bring photographers and a camera crew up on
the ski lift, helicopter them in or maybe use snow mobiles? They are
also flashing those hideous wedding rings that mean absolutely nothing since they’re not actually legally married. Look,
it’s like those nature films of adorable polar cubs. Heidi and Spencer
ski, snowball fight, and sit in the lodge and gross everyone out by
slurping hot chocolate. They also tried to entice a dog into their
camera sluttery, but he was over it.In the meantime, Heidi’s mom is accusing Spencer of drugging Heidi to get her to Mexico to tie the knot in their false marriage ceremony. And why did we lose Sonny Bono to hitting a tree at 100 mph while skiing yet these two donkeys are just fine and dandy on the slopes? Just sayin’.

Click any image in the gallery for 25+ (we know you’re psyched) photos of Spencer and Heidi in a winter wonderland! 

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Comments (8)

  1. Looluv | December 7, 2008 at 10:07 pm

    my god, they have to be stopped.

    The only good thing that has come from this fake marriage is that they’ll have their fake divorce soon and the Hills series Finale will cover Lauren and Heidi moving back in together while Audrina and Justin Bobby ride off into the sunset and get their own spin off.

  2. james12 | December 8, 2008 at 4:53 am

    somehow all i can say is “nice picture” though.

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  3. ragmaglover | December 8, 2008 at 5:29 am

    Completely perfect title. That’s why I love this blog…always SO appropriate! Perhaps frostbite will have to do if the avalanche doesn’t come soon enough. The ends of their noses could turn black and fall off.

  4. ragmaglover | December 8, 2008 at 5:30 am

    Completely perfect title. That’s why I love this blog…always SO appropriate! Perhaps frostbite will have to do if the avalanche doesn’t come soon enough. The ends of their noses could turn black and fall off.

  5. green cardigan | December 8, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Wankers

  6. velvet jacket | December 8, 2008 at 8:03 am

    So, anyone else notice the fact that Heidi didn’t bother to cut the tag off of her newly purchased ski jacket? These two are complete morons. My only hope is that their divorce comes before any poor, defenseless children make it into the equation…

  7. who cares | December 8, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Captin Gross Beard needs to shave, stat.

  8. rootabega | December 8, 2008 at 10:16 am

    thats a lift ticket, birdbrain.

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