Girl Power is now Woman Malaise. The Spice Girls are reportedly trying to get in shape to pose in Victoria’s Secret lingerie for a photoshoot. It’s going to be part of their tour’s marketing campaign with the store. Can’t Victoria Beckham just plug in a new set of plastic boobs and spin a dial to decrease the circumference of her waist? I always pictured her as some kind of fashionista twig Mr. Potatohead android.
However, the band are said to be terrified about stripping down to their lingerie and have embarked on strict diet and exercise regimes to ensure they look their best.
A source said: “The girls are working out like crazy to ensure they look sexy.
“The shoot will feature each girl wearing lingerie appropriate to their Spice Girls nickname.”
So Scary will be in a duck-themed negligee and her new husband will be hurling rocks at her trying to kill her? Scary married Scary. The photos will be released to a breathless public on Nov 15, in advance of their Victoria’s Secret fashion show performance which will be airing on CBS in December. Seriously, how will Sporty be wearing underwear related to her name? Rocking a jockstrap isn’t going to quell those lesbian rumors.
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