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The National Enquirer says that Hollywood’s most photographed couple is planning a spring wedding and have kicked off the preparations by drawing up legal papers for a $220 million prenuptial agreement. This marriage would be the third for Angelina and the second for Brad and the prenup would divvy up their assets, and assure that each of their children are well-taken care of, in the event that their union doesn’t last.
“They don’t want anything left to chance,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “They are straightening out all their financial arrangements before the big day so they can kiss at the altar knowing they have taken care of every eventuality.”
As for the upcoming nuptials, the source also revealed that the couple were planning on getting hitched in April in a ceremony in Italy.
“They’ve loved Italy ever since they spent time there while on a break from filming, and they’ve talked about a small wedding in Tuscany of near George Clooney’s mansion in the Lake Como region,” divulged the insider.”
The insider also hinted that Brad Pitt is hoping that Jon Voight will be in attendance at the ceremony, allowing Angie a chance to reconcile with her estranged father. The event will be a low-key affair, so as to attract as little media attention as possible, but if this is true, you know it’s going to be INSANE. Helicopters will be buzzing around like flies on poop. And you’re welcome for that mental image.
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Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Ummm… Didn’t this supposedly happen last year when papz were staking out George Clooney’s Lake Como house. Is NE really THAT desperate for a story they are regurgitating last year’s story?
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Who is that rather dashing fellow that pops up when I try to post a comment? Kesslerschwarz. Is that one of the Senators? Or is it how Brad would look if he got the fedora and sunglasses surgically removed?
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Well PRAISE THE LORD!!! These two are actually doing something for kids and not just for themselves! HALLELUIAH!!!
Unfortunately though, those underlying mental health issues of Angelina’s aren’t just going to disappear because of a marriage. Marriage doesn’t cure anything, so I hope she addresses them before she weds or she’s going to FREAK OUT one day.
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Oh, and I’d just like to say… Brad and Ange you have my address, so you know where to post my invitation.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Brad and Angie are not getting married. I really don’t see them getting married ever. They seem to be happy with their arrangement right now.
Lily | July 13, 2007 at 12:17 pm
If they are drawing up a legal contract it’s to prevent any common law settlements in the future. These two are not going to get married.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Oh really Green?! What gift would you get for Brad & Angie?
what Lily | July 13, 2007 at 12:22 pm
So what you’re saying is that they might be drawing up legal contracts to protect the kids from their inevitable break-up?
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I was thinking Taxidermy. You know ‘his and hers’. It’ll be the IN present for 2008. Maybe a Lion and Lioness. I may have them delivered though. I think they’d be very heavy to carry to the reception; A real life lion is no light weight you know. And I’d hate to get lion hair on my Gucci gown.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Can you imagine if Brad and Angie broke up? The media would go crazy and you thought you heard and seen enough of Brad and Angie let the media flood gates open.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:31 pm
That would definitely go with the Africa theme Brad loves so much!
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I’d get Angie a year long gift certificate to the BEST psychologist in town and I’d get Brad a pair of balls and some earplugs. He’s gonna need them ;)
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I’d get Angie a year’s supply of Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles so she can get her curves back. And biagra for Brad because they’re going to need it when Angie gets those curves back. Love Jungle Sex!
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm
‘I’d get Brad a pair of balls and some earplugs’
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Ha Ha !
I think the whole reception should have an African Jungle theme. Maybe they should just go there altogether, and have the ceremony there. Forget Italy. Sort of Me Tarzan, You Jane. They could have the altar in a clearing in the jungle and the two of them could swing out of trees and the same time and land at his feet. Then there would be know need for taxidermy. I could send them two real lions…
caroline | July 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm
i thought these jerk-offs were saying they weren’t getting married until gay people could?
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I remember a special that was done on Angie and they asked if she and Brad would last and a editor of some rag said no Angie would leave Brad and marry some chief of an African tribe and disappear into oblivion. I thought that that was so hilarious I LMAO!
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Oh boy!
Yeah, these two are getting married right after Britney picks up her Mother of the Millennium Trophy and Paris finally wins the Nobel Prize in Physics.
Green Cardigan,
Two thumbs up on the gift!
Zekers | July 13, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Sneaking up…looking through the window…is the coast clear? Helloooooooooooo? Hehe…must be time for recess or an afternoon nap for the kiddies, looks like they aren’t here-yet…
I’m with Angietothemax, I bet they don’t get married. Classic gift Green-Taxidermy!
T-bone, Clarisse gives good advice, don’t talk to that moron anymore, there is no reasoning with someone who would go to the insane lengths that this person has to stir up trouble. My guess? The person(s) is very unhappy and blows a gasket whenever said person(s) sees others having fun!
Mr. T | July 13, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Maybe they can throw daggers at each other on the honeymoon. Brad doesn’t have to worry about having his balls cut off. Looks like AJ is wearing them as ear-rings already.
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Zekers — the coast is clear for now, my friend. But I’m sure not for long. And yes, Clarisse is right — the crazy-case shouldn’t be acknowledged. I’ll do my best, but sometimes I can’t help myself, like when I caught her using the same unique word while using two different usernames– too tempting to let go. But I WILL TRY ;)
Mr T. — hilarious!
Lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Hey, T-Bone, don’t ya think this is FaanTastic news, Maybe Chinny can be the best Man. What cha think???
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:08 pm
“i thought these jerk-offs were saying they weren’t getting married until gay people could”
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Welcome to the long line of contradictions, Caroline. We’re serving up ice cold hypocrisy in a frosty mug.
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:12 pm
green cardigan said:
I was thinking Taxidermy. You know ‘his and hers’. It’ll be the IN present for 2008. Maybe a Lion and Lioness. I may have them delivered though. I think they’d be very heavy to carry to the reception; A real life lion is no light weight you know. And I’d hate to get lion hair on my Gucci gown.
Posted on July 13, 2007 12:26 PM
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Maybe you can go to Chinny’s and Norman’s wedding too, I hear Man wants to make it legal for their love child Dolly.
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Mr. T,
And she made a link necklace of his backbone!
(psst…zekers, t-bone, we spoke too soon.)
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:17 pm
At least it’s sticking to the storyline while “it puts the lotion on”.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
“Rub the lotion on the skin or you’ll get the hose again”
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
CLassic!!!
It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!!!
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
I thought chinny was suppose to be married with kids by now, That’s what she said anyway in 2005, I guess she can’t get married when NO man on the plantet wants anything to do with her except to rest there ballzz on that masssive Chin,
Then off to the crub she goesssss, lol This is so fun, how’s everyone???
nastybugger | July 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
lookwhaticando, why must you bring Aniston into this?
your obsession is showing.
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 1:21 pm
I heard that Brad wants to change his name to Berko Kefilwe before the reception. People are advising him against it though. He can’t spell Africa yet.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Nastybugger please do not engage this imposter. This person is not worth the trouble.
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm
nastybugger said:
lookwhaticando, why must you bring Aniston into this?
your obsession is showing.
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Because, I darn well felt like it. Tell ya what sparky, Worry about your freak friends Obessing on Angelina Jolie 24/4. Answer me that hon.
frankster | July 13, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I remember Brad saying they wouldn’t marry until gays had the same rights. I think they are the Goldie & Kurt of the new century.
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:29 pm
nastybugger — think Fatal Attraction, Single White Female or Play Misty for Me.
Lisa | July 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’m getting married at George Clooney’s mansion next spring!!!
Those bitches better not ruin my special day.
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Berko Kefilwe!!!
Green! Seriously, i want to have two of whatever your drinking!
Nastybugger, alas, that is one of the side-effects of the Prefrontal Lobotomy. It’s sad really.
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Angietothemax said:
Nastybugger please do not engage this imposter. This person is not worth the trouble.
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Ah, I feel so sad, A freak does not want to talk to me, oh the horror
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:35 pm
T-Bone said:
nastybugger — think Fatal Attraction, Single White Female or Play Misty for Me.
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Is this what your Shrink told you about your obsession with Angelina Jolie, You just cant stop yourself can you. I know you want to be Angie, T-Fool, but their is only one Hot, and gorgeous Angie, and Brad is the happiest man on earth, now that he has her and is done with his man lover Chin
nastybugger | July 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm
um, “hon”? I’m not your “hon”. I’m your total stranger.
And I have no “freak friends” who obsess on Angie “24/4″. We discuss more important things like the way our pResident is ruining our country. Oh, and it’s 24/7, by the way.
I’m just curious as to why you feel the need to bring aniston into an angie thread when she wasn’t mentioned at all. as I said, your obsession is showing.
angietothemax, I will follow your advice and (now) leave this poor piece of psycho-trash to his/her/its own little world of all things aniston.
cheers.
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 1:37 pm
And a 25th family insider who was disowned told me that Dolce and Gabana will be designing Angie’s dress. It’ll be made out of African Wool Grass.
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Does anyone know what in the works for Chinnifer Career wish, other than pushing water, Im sure she is paying the company, to garner her a little PR, seeing that NO one else is interested, Fadding fadding, cant wait till Fug face is gone gone gone.
Brad is sooo lucky, Beautiful woman, Great career, and children to love and be loved by,, hmm, Chinny has a Dog, that sucks huh,, What do yall think?????????? LOL
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:43 pm
With beaded mudcloths for shoes.
Angietothemax | July 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
And Brad will wear a loin cloth with warrior paint on his face and chest.
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Green,
I also heard that she was going to fly in two Bayaka pygmies from the deep congo to carry the 40 ft. train.
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 1:45 pm
WOW, I am having all kinds of visuals and none of them are related to the Brang marriage. I think I’ll go and get my 55th cup of coffee for the day
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm
While swinging from vines in the jungle screaming “WE ARE AFRICA!!!!!”
green cardigan | July 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm
The ceremony will have no actual words in it, so as not to confuse Berko. It’ll be a series of grunts and hand gestures. Think Tribal.
Clarisse | July 13, 2007 at 1:50 pm
They’ll sip champagne from shrunken heads!
T-Bone | July 13, 2007 at 1:53 pm
“so as not to confuse Berko”
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Now this might be difficult ;)
lookwhaticando | July 13, 2007 at 1:55 pm
nastybugger said:
um, “hon”? I’m not your “hon”. I’m your total stranger.
And I have no “freak friends” who obsess on Angie “24/4″. We discuss more important things like the way our pResident is ruining our country. Oh, and it’s 24/7, by the way.
I’m just curious as to why you feel the need to bring aniston into an angie thread when she wasn’t mentioned at all. as I said, your obsession is showing.
angietothemax, I will follow your advice and (now) leave this poor piece of psycho-trash to his/her/its own little world of all things aniston.
cheers.
Posted on July 13, 2007 01:36 PM
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Awww T-Bone. Does this mean we are not going to be Fast Friends, I just don’t know what I would do if you dont be my frined T-Bonzy