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Oh please no. NYC is only a couple of hours from me and I don’t need Xenu’s cosmic love volcano anywhere near this piece. Tom Cruise is bringing his Scientology detoxification program to NYC and throwing a fundraiser. Citizens, including a city building inspector, are endorsing it.
On April 19th Tom Cruise will be in town at a big fundraiser for the New York rescue workers detoxification project. Many of these workers who are now sick have tried traditional treatment that hasn’t worked. So they’ve turned to a different method and they claim it is helping.
The detox program advocated by Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology has lots of skeptics. Plenty of doctors say the program on the fifth floor of this building in lower Manhattan is a bunch of hocus pocus. It includes about 30 minutes of exercise, vitamin supplements including lots of niacin or vitamin b3 and then clients sweat in a dry sauna for several hours.
“I don’t really know about scientology. I’m Christian. But the program works. It’s great,” city building inspector Philip Mattera said. “I would recommend it to anybody.”
They’re also saying that Scientology isn’t being preached to the people taking part in it. Ok, if it’s working and no one’s preaching starship then hey, great. Otherwise, they’re implanting chips in people so Tom can follow them in his X-wing volcano fighter! He’s going to know where you live! He’s going to seduce your sons and jump on your couch! Run! RUN!
Let us play a game called spot the Scientology BS about the NY Detox project.
http://www.nydetox.org/gallery6.htm
“Patients at the detoxification facility have stained towels blue, purple, yellow, orange, green and black. Black sludge, glass shards, and other matter have been observed to be coming out of the pores of program participants.”
What does not make sense to you? 1000 points to the winner!
” Their findings have been published by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, the World Health Organization’s International Agency for Research on Cancer, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, among many others.”
So that the real doctors can relax after a hard day of REAL doctoring with a damn good laugh about “DETOX”. Edina Monsoon, anyone? How about some rebirthing treatments, shiatsu, crystal readings,or aromatherapy? Suck it Cruise.