Steven Tyler Is Hotter Than Jesus

June 25th, 2008 // 6 Comments

I know he’s a rock star and all, but dude is old, wrinkly and wears leopard print, however it’s clearly a testament to his star power (and I’m guessing his money doesn’t hurt) that he has such a smoking hot girlfriend who we see here walking around confidently exposing approximately 50% of her boobs.

Notice that Steven is wearing some very sensible shoes here, to corroborate his whole foot detox claim. Whatever, we still love ya, Steven. Even if you were in there treating your whippet addiction.

However, we clearly don’t love him as much as a group of nuns who encountered the Aerosmith frontman at their local SoHo coffee joint. A spy told Page Six that when a nun went “crazy” when she noticed Steven telling him to “Have a good day” and exclaiming “I can’t believe that you are in my Starbucks.” I love that she acted like she saw God.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos.


I know he’s a rock star and all, but dude is old, wrinkly and wears
leopard print, however it’s clearly a testament to his star power (and
I’m guessing his money doesn’t hurt) that he has such a smoking hot
girlfriend who we see here walking around confidently exposing
approximately 50% of her boobs.Notice that Steven is wearing some very sensible shoes here, to corroborate his whole foot detox claim. Whatever, we still love ya, Steven. Even if you were in there treating your whippet addiction.However,
we clearly don’t love him as much as a group of nuns who encountered
the Aerosmith frontman at their local SoHo coffee joint. A spy told Page Six
that when a nun went “crazy” when she noticed Steven telling him to
“Have a good day” and exclaiming “I can’t believe that you are in my
Starbucks.” I love that she acted like she saw God.Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos.

By LT

  1. Zekers

    “Smoking hot” Lisa? Really? I think not.

  2. melissa

    Hes lookin good for someone his age.

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  3. melissa

    Hes lookin good for someone his age.

    http://www.hotmommagossip.com

  4. peachpie

    ew.

    my gram always said to never walk and smoke — it’s trashy.

    she was right.

  5. debby

    Dude looks like a lady.

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