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Do I have a right to be sarcastic when I’m writing an entire article on Kate Gosselin’s hair, too?  See Mom, I told you that college degree was totally worth it!

Down to business!  People Magazine trotted out this doozy of a cover and boy is it making waves.  Those are actual extensions that took some fancy hair guy 20 hours to put in.

I think you get the idea here.  But we’ve all had enough of these loonies, and while talking about Kate’s hair is a relief amidst all of the accusations, divorce details, and apartment vandalizations (ha!), it’s a whole new year and I’m ready for some new reality TV assholes!  I’m looking at you, Jersey Shore!

We’ve got some other pictures here of Kate looking … let’s say ‘not so fresh’ yesterday (1/6/10) around Reading, PA.  If you compare these pictures to the People cover, which just came out b.t.w., you can actually see the Photoshop fairies putting spells on your eyeballs!