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Katie Holmes took daughter Suri Cruise to Chelsea Piers today (January 13th), and she-whose-closet-is-insured is really, truly over having her picture taken. I can’t blame her. How does one live their life as a five-year-old when the paparazzi are catching every single move?
In other news, someone is selling the pool water that Holmes and Tom Cruise once swam in while staying at a Miami Hotel on July 16th, 2011. Cruise was in town to film Rock of Ages with Julianne Hough, Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand.
According to SheKnows Australia, the seller states that “the bottle is hand painted and shows a cross to mimic the effect of a bottle of Holy Water, but this cross also bears four gold rays coming from behind, which can also be considered the symbol of Scientology.”
What can you do with your “Authentic Tom Cruise Water?” Oh, so many things. “Tom Cruise water can be used in rituals, potions, or perfumes. It can be dabbed behind the ears or on the wrists for good luck. You can place some of it around the hearth of your home or baptize your baby with it.”
See? Everybody wins!
Is that 5 year old child carrying a blanket and infant lamb? Poor child of a very weird couple…