Suri Cruise And Her A-List Escorts

October 2nd, 2008 // 9 Comments

I love how Suri Cruise drags these leeches around and lets them think they have some sort of say. Here’s our girl, walking parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise just outside their downtown New York apartment.

The bear magnate stepped out in a pink dress, gold shoes and a red bow in her hair–in sharp contrast to the dark, muted outfits worn by her escorts. Coincidence? Not exactly.

Tom and Katie are contractually obligated to dress down whenever their speed demon daughter accompanies them in public. She refused to be born until they had agreed to this stipulation.

This is Suri’s world, y’all. We’re just living in it.


I love how Suri Cruise drags these leeches around and lets them think they have some sort of say. Here’s our girl, walking parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise just outside their downtown New York apartment.

The bear magnate
stepped out in a pink dress, gold shoes and a red bow in her hair–in
sharp contrast to the dark, muted outfits worn by her escorts.
Coincidence? Not exactly.

Tom and Katie are contractually obligated to dress down whenever their speed demon daughter accompanies them in public. She refused to be born until they had agreed to this stipulation.

This is Suri’s world, y’all. We’re just living in it.

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Comments (9)

  1. marni | October 2, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    funny the parents are wearing jackets but their child is in a smmmer dress…do I hear using my child for a photo op?

  2. Christina | October 2, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    For real…Suri had these two in for it. She really does rally these two. Who cares if it wasn’t for her?

  3. therealdana | October 2, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    That kid sooooooooooo calls the shots.

  4. dido | October 3, 2008 at 12:34 am

    She looks more and more like tom everyday

  5. Jen | October 3, 2008 at 6:35 am

    She looks exactly like both of them…its weird…kinda creepy, but shes a cute kid….lets hope someone saves her before the scientology crazies get her!

  6. tina | October 3, 2008 at 7:20 am

    parents have heavy jackets and sweaters, Suri has short sleeve dress,isn’t this strange???????????????????

  7. devil | October 3, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Suri Cruise is the cutest celebrity kid I’ve ever seen. She’s definitely Tom and Katie’s best asset, so it’s easy to see why they show her off at every possibility.

    As far as calling the shots….lots of kids, famous or not, are spoiled completely rotten. Nothing new here.

  8. thedamntruth | October 4, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    thats a ugly lil girl…she just a lil rough in the face…

  9. girl | October 6, 2008 at 9:45 am

    who are you damntruth? You evil, vicious maybe you are tom and katie hater, fan of brangeliars, birds of the same feather flock together.

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