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I’m all about being as old as you feel, but old people triumphantly
getting tattoos to prove that they’re young and vibrant is just sad to
me.

I can’t even imagine what a pain in the ass it must have been for
the tattoo artist who had to try and draw on that sun-damaged, veiny
flesh of Sylvester Stallone‘s. And you totally know Janice Dickinson is going to claim that’s a portrait of her on his shoulder.

But whatever, dude is doing his muscular thing and I guess it’s better than getting all old and flabby. And at least he’s refraining from nipple piercings.

Also, randomly, it looks like Kate Moss and Sly had a lot of things to share over lunch during his vacation in Italy. They probably talked about the best place to stick a needle.

I’m all about being as old as you feel, but old people triumphantly
getting tattoos to prove that they’re young and vibrant is just sad to
me.

I can’t even imagine what a pain in the ass it must have been for
the tattoo artist who had to try and draw on that sun-damaged, veiny
flesh of Sylvester Stallone‘s. And you totally know Janice Dickinson is going to claim that’s a portrait of her on his shoulder.But whatever, dude is doing his muscular thing and I guess it’s better than getting all old and flabby. And at least he’s refraining from nipple piercings. Also, randomly, it looks like Kate Moss and Sly had a lot of things to share over lunch during his vacation in Italy. They probably talked about the best place to stick a needle.