Take A Ride In Paris’ Bed

August 16th, 2006 // 7 Comments

StarStyle is currently auctioning off a few Paris Hilton memorabilia on its site. Some throw pillows, a couple of lamps, and her bed. You can purchase the king size skank infested mattress, box spring, and bed of which 10% of the price will be donated to the American Red Cross.

I am not sure where to start on how disgustingly wrong it is. The description of the bed goes on to state that there is some wear and tear on the bed. I am sure that is just from a few pillow fights.

More photos of Paris Hilton and her crew, from her Miami CD release party, after the jump.

You Too Can Sleep in Paris’ Bed! [TMZ]

Written by Cara Harrington

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Comments (7)

  1. cv | August 16, 2006 at 4:49 pm

    Um, I hope some Valtrex is included in the price of the bed.

  2. really? | August 16, 2006 at 5:22 pm

    Oh look, its Team Skanky Crotch.

    That Brandon Guy looks like Elvis did in 1976.

  3. Small Fry | August 16, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    Does the other 90% go to treating her VD?

  4. Cheesy | August 16, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Does it come with a set of golden arches over it and a sign that reads, “Over one billion served?”

  5. trix | August 16, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Scott Storch went through Nicole’s eye wear collection.

    Those huge glasses are just ridiculous

  6. Jinxy McDeath | August 16, 2006 at 10:31 pm

    I can’t stop laughing, can you imagine buying that bed and even considering sleeping in it? They should call it what it is, a coffin of disease, however the red cross part is hilarious, aren’t they all about stopping the spread of diseases?

  7. justMe | August 17, 2006 at 8:03 am

    Is there any part of that girl that isn’t for sale?

    Anyways, Brandon looks 50% better with those glasses covering 50% of his face! Makes you wonder why it doesn’t work for Storch who still looks like an asshole.

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