Take A Whiff Of Jordan

September 24th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

My girl Katie Price (or Jordan, as she is often called in hushed tones) just launched her new fragrance Besotted, thusly named probably because it also doubles as a means of getting shit-faced in a pinch.

All I know is that it doesn’t bode well for her “fragrance” when I can see that in most of these shots, Katie seems to be very seductively directing the air surrounding her ladyparts to waft in the general vicinity of press.

In other Katie Price breast news, the model and reality television personality was quoted as saying that she was so busy these days, she’s working “her tits off.” After looking at these pictures, I would beg to differ. In fact, I would suggest that is actually physically impossible.

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Katie Price in the gallery!


My girl Katie Price (or Jordan, as she is often called in hushed tones) just launched her new fragrance Besotted, thusly named probably because it also doubles as a means of getting shit-faced in a pinch.

All I know is that it doesn’t bode well for her “fragrance” when I can
see that in most of these shots, Katie seems to be very seductively
directing the air surrounding her ladyparts to waft in the general
vicinity of press.

In other Katie Price breast news, the model and reality television personality was quoted as saying that she was so busy these days, she’s working “her tits off.” After looking at these pictures, I would beg to differ. In fact, I would suggest that is actually physically impossible.Check out all 25+ photos of Katie Price in the gallery!

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