WTF???? Come on now. That is not real or normal!

Holy scientology…that is the craziest looking thing I have ever seen. That is so beyond fake I just don’t even know what to say. I was on the fence about if this whole thing was real or not but not anymore. Do they really expect us to believe this?

I have never been pregnant but I have seen lots of pregnant women…I can’t believe what i am seeing and to boot the outfit actually accentuates the the weirdness of the bump….

It’s almost like the dome-headed alien spawn is already clawing its way out.

Damn… That’s just freakin’ weird…

Holy shit! It really IS an alien

OMG!That is just plain scary..TOTALLY UNNATURAL LOOKING BUMP!…I think she’s playin with the paparazzi…c’mon after all the shit she’s taken…I still feel bad for her gettn involved with Tom in the first place…he’s a true wacko!

I believe she’s pregnant but this outfit (tight under the boobs, draping long over the belly, hiding her hips, thighs and backside with an open coat, and hello, cream satin against navy?) is accentuating the angles of her slender but highly pregnant body in an odd way. And doesn’t her face look a little thinner lately? Maybe she’s been practicing for the silent birth and not opening her mouth to eat either. I have to say, she looks stunningly beautiful in the middle picture and I love the new haircut. Hope all goes well for them.

This could all be a Cruise Ruse–maybe she already had the baby. She’s thinner and that bump seems so oddly shaped and placed. Hasn’t she been pregnant forEVER?

Is she having a boy?

i’m sorry but i’m am so beyond baffled at this. i thought okay so she really is pregnant blah blah blah, we all think it’s funny pretending she’s not, then this! #1 she’s too high to be that far along in her pregnancy, she would have DEF dropped by now, #2 her stomach never connects to her body at the bottom, it’s just an open hole up her shirt, and #3 def looks like when i used to shove a basketball up my shirt when i was a kid :-P!

going with maggie on this one and agreeing that maybe she already had the baby, it has been FOREVERRRR

SHE HAS NORMAL JEANS (look you can see the zipper and button, maternity jeans don’t have that they have a pouch lol) ON IT’S A FAKE BUMP!
when i was 9months pregnant there was no way in hell i even wanted to try and get in maternity jeans let alone regular jeans.
i agree she could have already had the baby tho…

ok so can we just talk about how this is seriously the greatest thing EVER?!

my husband saw me pull up this page and his exact words were “what the hell is that? that is so not real.” HAHA

they get more pathetic every day

Maybe she’s hiding Tom under there.

Either this is a fake Kate or she’s having twins…or quintuplets. Incidentally, I heard from a very reliable source that Tom shoots blanks….so WHOSE baby is it?!?!?!?

she probably already popped that sucker out, and they’re pretending she didnt for some reason.

She has had the thing. Everyone is right about her having to have dropped by now…no way would it be that high.

Totally fake! When I was 9 mos pregnant, there’s no way in hell I looked like that.

This has all the subtlety of a big neon sign announcing: “LOOK HOW VIRILE AND HETEROSEXUAL TOM CRUISE IS BY THE MASSIVE SIZE OF HIS SPAWN THAT CAME FROM HIS MANLY LOINS!!!!!!”.

Bitch please…

OMG!! Is she having twins or L ROn Hubbards alien love child? I’m leaning towards the latter. It can’t be natural, why didn;t Tom have kids with Mimi or Nicole? Maybe he had too many “thetans” before.

that’s just ridiculous.

It’s faker than fake. I can’t believe Katie, poor actress though she is, would agree to go out in public wearing this horrible prosthesis! They do better than that on film. Wouldn’t you think that Tom could afford a good prosthesis artist if he was going to fake it with her this long? Think of Claire on Lost. She was skinny, but her fake baby belly looked real enough.

I agree, Katie must have already had the baby. Why else would Tom have been posting those weird signs outside his mansion a couple weeks ago? And then be seen with an obviously fake Katie at a ball game a week later?

So if they’re faking the birth and due date of the baby, when they finally come out with the pics of their newborn–which has enough hype at this point to seriously rival Brangelina’s–are they going to use someone else’s newborn?

Ewwww….

hmm…its the weirdest pic i’ve ever seen! i cant help but wonder ifits fake!

As a maternity nurse I have to say that bump looks pretty suspicious

She *has* to be pregnant…no 20-something girl has veiny and wrinkled hands that look like my grandma’s.

I work for an OB/GYN and have seen lots of pregnant women…. even two pregnant with triplets, and neither one of them looked ANYTHING like that. She’s standing TOO upright for someone THAT large and her boobs look normal size… it’s bizarre

That is freaking weird. That thing is obviously fake; I’ve seen guys with plastic balls under their shirts who looked much more pregnant than her. I saw my mom at nine months preggers, heavier and shorter than Katie, and she had a MUCH smaller belly.

I agree with Blank, the girl on “Lost” actually lookd and acted pregnant. Katie looks like… a woman with a ball under her shirt.

Now the big question: Did she already have the kid and is trying to adjust the date for MI:3, or was there never a kid to start with?

OK, after looking at the photos again, that is DEFINITELY not a baby in there. First of all NO ONE carries a baby that high, even if she hadn’t dropped yet, I have not had one patient that ever looked anything remotely like that. And yes, of course, if she were as far along in pregnancy as she is supposed to be, she would have dropped visibly by now. She doesn’t have the posture of a heavily pregnant woman, and she definitely appears to have lost weight–she looks like a skinny woman with a basketball shoved under her shirt. Obviously Tommy Boy has the poor child stashed away somewhere, and now that she is done incubating they will break up and she will take the money and split. My question is: where is the doomed child? Probably suffering through the required seven days of no human contact proscribed the Scientologists, the crazy bastards.

How are we so sure when these photos were taken? Please tell me it’s from a year ago when she was filming a movie or something….

I have heard of breast implants, but this is Tomdiculus. What is Hollywood coming to?

i know some people dont gain weight during their pregnancy outside of the baby, but she literally looks the same except for the basketball sized bump on her body, its really freakin me out.

Ok, that is funny but you can clearly see that her blouse is blown away by the wind. If you open the first picture you can see how the belly really looks, in the second picture the wind takes oer, in the third …well… the alien bump

Oh please people, the wind caught the shirt and puffed it up…. she’s not that big. Just do a bit of comparison.

Yup, it is the wind. There is a def. difference between the shots. The wind shot is funny nevertheless, though.

Yeah, but even without the wind…she still doesn’t look like she has dropped…which she should have done like 9 times by now

It’s not the wind.

Aliens pulsate during the gestation period.

My theory is that she’s not pregnant and they are going to adopt; she’s faking it so people will believe he has fathered a child.

And maybe the wind caught the shirt but that doesn’t explain the “unpregnant” posture, the regular zip jeans, and the fact that the “baby” hasn’t dropped yet.

Compare pics 2 and 3 side by side… the material of her shirt is poofed up from the wind in 3 and only slightly in 2. Very obviously an optical illusion.

Huh? I’m just not buying any of this. The baby will “appear” just in time for the MI3 publicity junket. Where it comes from is anyone’s guess. God help the child.

She’s been wearing normal jeans under her belly throughout her pregnancy – that’s nothing new. Maybe she doesn’t want to spend the money?

please, I have had 3 kids, and that is SOOOO fake!!!! You get big all over, not just a basketball belly! This shit is nuts!

Maybe she has already had it, but the baby came out and attacked everyone in the delivery room, and now Tom has it locked in a cage in the compound, and he doesn’t want everyone to panic knowing his alien spawn was a horrible homicidal mutant, so he has perfected his Katie-bot to walk around with this fake bump so that no one will be any the wiser. Time to pack up your shit and head for the hills, folks. They’re here……….

Maybe she’s already had the baby in a top secret scientology ceremony and is trying to fool the media

Or maybe…,,, they obtained the sperm from a sperm bank and she had the baby and it was a different ethnicity. Now they don’t know what to do. How’s that for crazy theories…TaRoom

I feel her pain. I see a large amount of loose skin and a tummy tuck in her future.

I love this thread. It’s hilarious! Now here’s my theory: The Scientologists dug up L. Ron Hubbard, extracted sperm from his corpse, fertilized Katie-bots eggs and Viola! Not Tom’s baby, but their fearless dead leader’s baby!

I wonder where Katie’s parents are and why there hasn’t been an intervention by some sane people who give a damn about her? And why has there not been any press or interviews given by these people?

when is Glib Cruise gonna rear his dianetics-loving self already?

won’t someone save this poor girl? it’s so awful