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“Wait a minute, so I’m supposed to tie this in a knot? And then attach
it to something above me? Sheesh, that sounds exhausting. Can’t I just
drink myself to death?”

Actually, it would be even sadder (but not surprising) to find out that she’s just trying to figure out how to use a tampon.

Bikini saleswoman Tara Reid
is still making the rounds, promoting her new Mantra beachwear line at
the Las Vegas fashion tradeshow “When I Move You Move.” I feel like she
should not look so confused while handling her wares. It’s not exactly
instilling a whole lot of faith in her potential customers.

All this trash looks familiar. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Tara styled the set and costumes for Heidi Montag‘s music video opus. It’s nice when trashy blond hookers help each other out. Heartwarming, even.

Click any image to view all 10 photos of a confused Tara Reid in the gallery!

“Wait a minute, so I’m supposed to tie this in a knot? And then attach
it to something above me? Sheesh, that sounds exhausting. Can’t I just
drink myself to death?”Actually, it would be even sadder (but not surprising) to find out that she’s just trying to figure out how to use a tampon.

Bikini saleswoman Tara Reid
is still making the rounds, promoting her new Mantra beachwear line at
the Las Vegas fashion tradeshow “When I Move You Move.” I feel like she
should not look so confused while handling her wares. It’s not exactly
instilling a whole lot of faith in her potential customers.

All this trash looks familiar. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Tara styled the set and costumes for Heidi Montag‘s music video opus. It’s nice when trashy blond hookers help each other out. Heartwarming, even.Check out all 10 photos of a confused Tara Reid in the gallery!