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Taylor Momsen, the faux-punky “bad girl” (we guess) of the Gossip Girl cast isn’t nearly as famous as her bloated, little 15-year-old head thinks she is.
While Taylor’s been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she’s virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she “made a huge scene covering her face and trying to duck behind
her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice
her.”
Aw. It’s tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn’t know what hit them.
View a gallery of Taylor Momsen here!
Taylor Momsen, the faux-punky “bad girl” (we guess) of the Gossip Girl cast isn’t nearly as famous as her bloated, little 15-year-old head thinks she is.
While Taylor’s been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she’s virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy
spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy
Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked
twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who
look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she “made a huge scene covering
her face and trying to duck behind
her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice
her.”
Aw. It’s tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn’t know what hit them.
View a gallery of Taylor Momsen here!
MD isn’t exactly “the South”
15? She looks beat.
Everyone knows Taylor is a major heroin addict. Sad.
Hmm, I live in DC and Rockville’s a suburb. If I were there I probably wouldn’t be like falling all over myself, I’d probably be like hey look, Jenny Humphrey and continue eating.
OK I might go over to her and tell her to get off the coke.
I live in Rockville, and it’s deffinetly not the South. Didn’t even know she was in the area and wouldnt have cared if I did see her.
I saw Taylor Momsen smoking Marlboro Reds like a pro outside the Equinox gym in West Chelsea. She looked absolutely horrible–like a thirty year old or older. Those rumors about heroin use may be true.
One suspicion I did confirm (and you can clearly see from the picture accompanying this post): she wears blue color contacts. she has brown eyes. the blue color contacts make her eyes look dead. she wasn’t wearing them when i saw her.
chace crawford uses that equinox gym. maybe she was meeting up with him for some more “kissy” after he finished with the boys in the steam room
well obviously she is famous if you’re posting about her!
Sorry but anything below the Mason Dixon is considered the SOUTH. Mason Dixon line lies between Maryland and Pennsylvania. Today’s Maryland residents may consider themselves too cosmopolitian to “assoicated” with the South by since before the Civil war this was the dividing line between North and South. Plus, i don’t know why Marylander like to bitch about this. Get over it. Donkeys. Same for Virginia people too. Sheesh.
I live across the street from Little J in Chelsea. Every time I see her on the street, which is fairly often, she looks me RIGHT IN THE EYES like “ya, you know me” then quickly hides herself away.
Hey FYI- I don’t give a shit.
Mason Dixon whatever but I live in NC and we do not consider people that live in MD to be southerners. Even if they do occasionally get mentioned in Southern Living Magazine.
Who is this?
I’m pretty certain her eyes are blue. I’ve seen pictures of her (just type her name into google image) at the age of 7 or so. I highly doubt she wore color contacts back then.
I live in Rockville, too. I used to watch Gossip Girl (G.G.) myself for the shear comedy, but now it’s fallen off my radar scope.
I can definitely say that the D.C. metro area has plenty of blonde gals, and most look the same to me. I wouldn’t be able to identify Taylor at all, but if I did, I would’ve taken a picture with her and send it to my cousins, who are absolutely nuts about G.G. Other than that, nothing else.
They didn’t say that MD was the South, just that it was “down south” as in south of New York City.
Durr.
While technically the South, any true Southerner would laugh in the face of Marylander who thought they qualified as Southern. Florida is the the South too but it sure ain’t Southern.
The real South is Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and South Carolina. And that is IT. No, not even North Carolina.
The South is a state of mind and a type of culture.
Anyway, I don’t believe this chick is 15. She looks twice that.
I’ve never heard of this person either. So not famous.
Seems to me Taylor might benefit from an old fashoned spanking…
Her parents must be disciples of the Spears Family Parenting Center….
am i the only person who thinks that that dress isn’t appropriate for a 15 year old? i mean she’s not wearing a slip or even a bra under it
That silver dress is see-through!!! she is 15 years old…wtf.
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Not famous? She did get you to write an article and theres a handful of sites out there talking about her. Not to mention all the comments..
Get over your powertrip k?
Not famous? She did get you to write an article and theres a handful of sites out there talking about her. Not to mention all the comments..
Get over your powertrip k?
Tony the Tiger obviously has no life. Taylor Momsen is beautiful in person. She does not use colored contacts. Her eyeliner is a bit whack; that’s all. True, you’re some old dude checking out girls and writing about them here to make yourself feel better about your fading looks. She does smoke which people know. She’s very cool. Of course you wouldn’t know that…..you’re lurking at gyms probably accusing young girls left and right of having the hots for you. Why are you so mean to nice girls? Yeah one more bit-i am not Taylor.