Eddie Izzard Is Protective Of Teri Hatcher’s Drunk Ass

June 7th, 2007 // 10 Comments

I’m kidding, I think that hostile thing with the bad taste in accessories is a biological woman. I think. I don’t know, maybe it is Eddie. Anyway, here’s Teri leaving someplace and looking shot to bits. The liquor is helping her because it’s allowing her to loosen up and actually move her face which is usually frozen in place due to all the rat poison. It looks like she had a good time, though. She’ll never not be the most annoying part of “Desperate Housewives”. And I’m talking about a show that features Nicolette Sheridan.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey

  1. busybee

    I thought i was the only person who knows that the driver looks like eddie. Thats hillarious

  2. matukonyc

    That’s not Eddie Izzard. Izzard doesn’t have breasts.

  3. oh hell no! Eddie is way hotter than that train-wreck! what is that!?!?!?!

  4. Mizz Thang

    I really wish people would leave Teri Hatcher alone… she’s not a bad-lookin’ lady, and I hear she’s a blast to hang around.

  5. suz

    That is not Eddie Izzard, Eddie is much nicer looking!

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