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The Lohans went to court today. Michael Lohan was told to get a job. Heh. Someone should tell that fame-sucking Dina to get one, too. Running to news networks and releasing statements shouldn’t be a full-time occupation. Mr. Lohan was chewed out by the court for missing child support payments.
The court appearance by Lohan and his estranged wife, Dina, who have been separated since 2005, attracted a brigade of photographers, reporters and camera crews eager for any snippet of Lohan news following the arrest earlier this week of their daughter Lindsay.
“She’s in a safe place and she’s doing well,” Dina Lohan said of Lindsay outside the courthouse; she did not speak in the courtroom.
No mention of Lindsay was made in the courtroom. Lohan said he works for a Christian rehab center called Teen Challenge, but makes no money off it. Suspect. He’s too busy to get a real job because he’s too busy jumping in front of cameras like a yappy dog jumping for a Milkbone. Papa Lohan also took the opportunity to mention the e-mail Ali Lohan supposedly wrote to 24/Sizzler, claiming it was a fake. Also suspect. They’re lucky that chick isn’t out on a ledge with a grenade with these parents.
green cardigan | July 27, 2007 at 4:00 pm
He works in a Christian rehab center called Teen Challenge ?
Well, I for one know, that if I ever entered this center looking for help and met HIM (‘Hi, I’m Mike) I would run screaming from the building, shouting ‘Drugs! Get me drugs now! I need oblivion!’
Pop Crunch | July 27, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Why doesn’t he get a job that actually pays?!
newfgirl | July 27, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Both enablers with a capital E. Maybe it’s too late for Lindsay, maybe not… but God help those other kids. The parents should both be shot and pissed on…
Logan | July 27, 2007 at 4:24 pm
…..they were terrible people before they became terrible parents…..
Karly | July 27, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Please read Investigating Teen Challenge at http://teenchallengecult.blogspot.com/
Karly | July 27, 2007 at 10:23 pm
Please read Investigating Teen Challenge at http://teenchallengecult.blogspot.com/
Karly | July 27, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Please read Investigating Teen Challenge at http://teenchallengecult.blogspot.com/
Karly | July 27, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Please read Investigating Teen Challenge at http://teenchallengecult.blogspot.com/
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That said — recovery groups in general are full of people who serve no real purpose in life besides talking about their problems to everyone who will listen. As you might expect, there is not a great commercial opportunity there. (Though some do manage to make money off it, as this loser might.)