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I know you thought that the Kardashians learned their lesson when they endorsed that credit card and the whole ordeal that followed them in that bust. I’m happy to let you know that, no, in fact, they did not learn their lesson about whoring out their brand.
Now comes the family Sillybandz (or in their case, Sluttybandz?) which features bracelets in the shape of:
- perfume bottle
- kiss lips
- high heel shoe
- Kim, Kourtney & Khloe (that’d be a jumbo band)
- sunglasses
- diamond ring
- purse
- the words ‘Dash,’ ‘Glam,’ and the letter K – for Kunts
Where is the sex tape how-to kit? Or the “How To Stay With Your Alcoholic Baby Daddy” pamphlet? I’m sure they are on their way…BTW, Have you played Marry, Boff, Kill yet? Do it now!
K – for Kunts … that’s hilarious
What about the “how to encourage your man to piss on you”? … a few more:
1. a set of fake jugs
2. a big fat bottom (ass)
3. 1/2 a brain
4. Bruce Jenner
5. Urine bottle
I do give props to these broads (or whoever thought of it, probably not them) on this one though … they can sell billions of these to their “fans” and make some $