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I find it so weird that every few years David Beckham and Victoria Beckham feel the need to prove to the world that they are a sexual couple in some sort of advertisement campaign, whether for underwear or perfume or whatever it is they are the face of at the moment.

This campaign is no different. After the jump, watch the video for the upcoming fragrance Intimately Yours, a his-and-hers duo ‘designed to capture the essence of David and Victoria Beckham’s passion and the power of their relationship.’

Really? What the hell does that smell like anyways?

The men’s scent is ‘an elegant and sexy Oriental Citrus Aromatic’ which includes hints of frozen lemon, sage, lavender and blood mandarin, while the women’s fragrance is a ‘radiant, warm and captivating’ scent with essences of fressia, orange blossom, sandalwood and frangipani.

Oh, I’m sure they’ll go on to make another billion dollars, so let me just be a bitter Betty about this okay?