Seriously. I’m going to enter but I would probably be disqualified. I don’t care! I’ll wear a wig like Amber did when she entered the Fresh Face of Jabot contest as “Marina”! I’m urging any of our readers who are fans of “Young & The Restless” to enter their “Monthly Dream Prize” promotion. It runs through this Sunday. Go here and enter!

The prizes:

First class airfare for two
5 days/4 nights at a Beverly Hills luxury hotel with standard room accommodations plus one spa treatment for winner and guest
Tickets for two (2) to The Young and The Restless 35th Anniversary Exclusive Event at the Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills on April 10, 2008
Private tour of The Young and The Restless set for winner and guest
Two hour walking tour of the Sony Pictures lot for winner and guest
A Young and the Restless logo tote bag packed with Y&R items
Dinner at an exclusive L.A. restaurant for winner and guest
A chauffeur-driven car for winner and guest — 8 hours a day for 4 days
Sony 46″ BRAVIA(R) XBR series LCD TV
BRAVIA Theatre System
Cyber-shot(R) Digital Still Camera

Are you effing kidding me? I might get to meet Sharon or Nikki? Phyllis or Gloria? Jesus Christ, I’d even settle for Jana! Oh, and to enter keep reading after the jump:

To enter the sweepstakes, go to http://www.sonyrewards.com from Monday, February 11 through Sunday, February 17 and log in with your current Username and Password. (If you are not a SonyRewards.com member, go to www.sonyrewards.com to sign up. See Official Rules for more details.)

Once you’ve logged in, click on “Play Monthly Dream Prize” then follow the instructions and bid up to 1,000 of your Sony Rewards Points to obtain entries in the sweepstakes. It’s easy and fun! Simply spin the Winner’s Wheel and multiply your points instantly for more entries. If you’re not a winner, don’t worry. Your points will automatically be returned to your account

The winning entry will be drawn at random on Monday, February 18 and posted on the Prize Winners page at SonyRewards.com for one week. So be sure to check back to see if you’re the lucky winner and claim your prize!

For real, I am getting everyone I know to enter and take me. I need to meet Katherine and pretend to have coffee at Crimson Lights. Oh my god, what if I met Victor Neuman? I am going to go shoot myself now, because I even sicken myself.