The Chick Who Was The First America’s Next Top Model And Who Married Peter Brady Is Having A Breakdown

March 23rd, 2007 // 3 Comments

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Why is she so stressed? Is she that busy? Have they parlayed that much of a career out of a reality tv show three car pileup? I’m baffled. And can you tell it’s a slow news Friday? Anyway, Adrianne Currey posted about her impending nervous breakdown on her blog this morning .

“I have been worn thin. I am stressed, my anxiety is out the roof, my body is weak, I’ve lost 10 pounds from being sick, and I’m depressed … At least I can admit that I am unhealthy in the mind.”

She also said that as a teen, she “used to fall into these funks all the time,” but now she reveals that she might need a little “help” to beat the blues this time. “I think I may ask if it’s time to be put on some meds again,” she writes. “Being in this state of mind is very dangerous for me. The last thing I need is to be offered drugs at this weak state.”

Adrianne also thought to mention that all celebrites are “F*CKED UP”. No shit, Sherlock. Why do you think our website exists? Seriously, though – you married a Brady to get a TV show. Couldn’t you be a little on top of things like Danielle, or Eva Pigford, or CariDee or hell – even Naima – and TRY to use your ANTMness to keep it hot? Instead of marrying Peter Brady? Jesus, it would have been more palatable if you’d f*cked Cousin Oliver.

By J. Harvey
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Comments (3)

  1. Loob | March 24, 2007 at 10:22 am

    ACK!! Ohmygod, J! I had successfully blocked Cousin Oliver from my mind for all these years, and now you’ve brought that tiny, troll-sized *John Denver’s Mini-me* back in front of my mind’s eye, in a rush of screaming and thrashing about, and I’ve realised the screams are mine!

    Seriously though, I love you so much I almost wish I was a guy.

  2. Meg | March 25, 2007 at 10:13 am

    Wow, is that a great push up bra or did she get some work done on her rack?

  3. Small Fry | March 26, 2007 at 10:12 am

    Meg, she has fake knockers. There was a whole big interview/story on it in US Weekly a few months back. She used the excuse that she was lopsided so she got the job to even them out. Uneven my ass, just admit that you wanted bigger tits. There’s nothing wrong with that.

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