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We don’t regularly watch that snoozefest The City, and now we know why.

Whitney Port, the doe-eyed, head-nodder of our beloved Hills fame and vaguely famous socialite person Olivia Palermo don’t really get this whole reality television concept. (pssst, ladies, it’s not real)

Producers wanted to inject some no-fail, girly cat-fight drama into the mix to boost ratings — namely, a public, physical fight at the Diane von Furstenberg office where both girls are employed in public relations.

“Olivia was very disturbed by the request . . . The girls were both really uncomfortable…Even though people think their jobs at DVF aren’t real, both girls are
really excited to be working in the fashion world, and wouldn’t want to
be seen getting into a fight in a professional setting”

Hair pulling, spitting and kicking? Big, big mistake, girls. We would’ve Youtubed that over and over again! 
 
Somewhere Heidi, Spencer, and Brody Jenner are shaking their heads in grave shame.

International phenomenons like Speidi aren’t born, they’re groomed — don’t you ladies want that kind of a “career?” 

 Sure you may not make it in the real world, but MTV will give your fame whoring job security.

Well, until you turn 25 that is.

View a gallery of Whitney Port and Olivia Polarmo doing their “jobs” on The City here!

 


We don’t regularly watch that snoozefest The City, and now we know why.Whitney Port, the doe-eyed, head-nodder of our beloved Hills fame and vaguely famous socialite person Olivia Palermo don’t really get this whole reality television concept. (pssst, ladies, it’s not real)Producers wanted to inject some no-fail, girly cat-fight drama into the mix to boost ratings — namely, a public, physical fight at the Diane von Furstenberg office where both girls are employed in public relations.”Olivia
was very disturbed by the request . . . The girls were both really
uncomfortable…Even though people think their jobs at DVF aren’t real,
both girls are
really excited to be working in the fashion world, and wouldn’t want to
be seen getting into a fight in a professional setting”Hair pulling, spitting and kicking? Big, big mistake, girls. We would’ve Youtubed that over and over again! 
 
Somewhere Heidi, Spencer, and Brody Jenner are shaking their heads in grave shame.

International phenomenons like Speidi aren’t born, they’re groomed — don’t you ladies want that kind of a “career?” 

 Sure you may not make it in the real world, but MTV will give your fame whoring job security.

Well, until you turn 25 that is.

View a gallery of Whitney Port and Olivia Polarmo doing their “jobs” on The City here!