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This is definitely something that the world does not need to see.

Hustler Inc. is reportedly geared up to release a 75 minute sex tape of Danielle Staub and a mystery man, because they assume someone is going to want to see that. I’m going to guess the naked tape didn’t get a mention in her new book The Naked Truth: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewife of New Jersey- In Her Own Words which she was signing copies of in New York city on May 27.

It looks like Pointing Finger McGee over here didn’t get much time to stand on a pedestal and laugh at Teresa Guidance. Where do they find all these winners? Oh right, New Jersey.  Man, I can’t wait to see what the genius casting directors bring into my life from Beverly Hills.