The Happiest Tara Reid Has Ever Been

August 8th, 2005 // 15 Comments

She’s got a huge bottle of booze and a hot man. What more could Tara Reid ask for?

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  1. How does she continue to be photographed with liquor AND revolving men? That child’s liver is going to spontaneously combust soon after her cooch collapses in on itself and disentegrates.

  2. cakeboy

    which one of is is going to practice fellatio
    upon the bottle first?

  3. Cynthia

    How dumb can ya get?!? She bitches about her drunken party girl image, yet she is constantly photographed with booze, men, slutty clothing, etc., etc. Yeah, that’s really going to change your image, Tara! Of course, it is way toolate to change your image anyhow…

  4. Icequeen

    She’s one step behind either finding Jesus or doing hardcore porn.

    Guess what my money is on.

  5. lele

    TigerLilly you said it! That is the perfect way to describe her.

  6. chatty

    Who insists on taking this twat’s pic??!

  7. Hot Momma from MD

    TigerLilly—That is the probably the FUCKING FUNNIEST entry that I have ever read. Thanks for making me laugh!!!!!

  8. miguelito

    how about brains, or dignity?? maybe even both

  9. can this girl ever take a good picture!

  10. I like how she didn’t even bother to find a glass to poor the expensive champagne in. She may be a dirty, drunken whore, but she could at least make more attempts at being a classy, dirty, drunken whore.

  11. bad bunny

    the guy holding the bottle wants her drunk fast. notice how he trys to feed her the bottle…(like that’s hard to do)…he wants a piece. and he knows she’ll be easy once she’s loaded.

  12. Morgan

    The guy is Costantino Vitagliano, here’s his website:

    http://www.costantino.tv.it/

    He’s very (in)famous in Italy just because he was in a – kind of – reality show where he would sit on a throne and be *courted* by several would-be fiancées, then he chose one and they become “touring” as a couple hitting the clubs, appearings as guests in TV shows, gaining the pages of the most widespread gossip magazines and so on. I guess the picture was taken at the “Billionaire” (http://www.billionaireclub.it/) a very expensive Club in Porto Cervo (Sardinia), owned by the Italian playboy Flavio Briatore (manager of the Renault team in the Formula 1), who’s a good friend of Costantino Vitagliano (and supposed father of Heidi Klum’s daughter, Leni).

    I must add Costantino has no brains at all and that his proudness and arrogance know no limit. No wonder Tara is sitting on his lap.

  13. Sorry, I meant “they began touring”, not *become*!

  14. Ram

    I think she’s saying “Oh, look! You’ve got a picture of a blond bimbo with a wine bottle on your ceiling. I have one above my sink in the bathroom. Hehehe!”

  15. Jules

    look at how many treats her pic made…thats why they keep photographing her. People want to see this stuff and look down on normal people who are put up there on pedestals for all of us to watch.

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