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David Hasselhoff’s divorce battle is as messy as trying to eat a burger while laying drunk on the bathroom floor of your hotel room. That’s probably too weird of a reference and would never really happen. Oh, wait.

Everyone owes each other a bunch of money, well mainly they all owe lawyers a bunch of money according to a new article at TMZ.com Amongst it all The Hoff is also no longer hooked on the feeling of paying his ex. Hey, any chance to link my favorite video of all time! Ooga Chakka. Ooga Chakka.

And now for our favorite part. Apparently, the Hoff is sick and tired of paying Pam spousal support. So today the Hoff’s lawyer asked the judge to order that Pamela to take a vocational exam, to determine if she has any workable skills.

What are David’s workable skills? Praising bad talent and pressing a giant button? Eating burgers drunk on a floor? Standing on a motorcycle and “singing” at the same time? Yeah that’s right, I’m hassling The Hoff, whatcha gonna do about it bitches?

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