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Okay, so getting the boys of Jersey Shore half-naked isn’t too hard, but Terry Richardson somehow managed to make the boys vulgar in a whole new way. Yes, by feeding Bar Refaeli a giant sub sandwich that seems to originate from beefy The Situation‘s unzipped pants.

Perhaps most troubling of all is Bar Refaeli slutting it up all over the muscly, juiceheads. I can’t imagine Leo is pleased. And as for me? I’m just downright uncomfortable.

The cast will return with a Miami-set season two. That is, if they can get into the clubs…