The Lohan Ladies Attend Launch Of A/X Watches

April 16th, 2009 // 3 Comments

You know they all showed up late too. Kidding! I actually have recently been won over by Lindsay Lohan‘s eHarmony parody video on Funny or Die. But the rest of the family has yet to win me over. Yes, I’m talking about the pair of cougars better known as Dina and Ali Lohan. I know Ali’s only fifteen, but she’s very advanced for her age.

Tiny television stars Hayden Panettiere and Eva Longoria were there as well. They’re such adorable little pixies, those two. I get the feeling each of them is about the size of one of my legs. And I love Sophia Bush‘s enthusiasm. It’s like she’s saying, “It’s time to party! The big watch says so!”

Gallery Info: Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan, Ali Lohan, Eva Longoria, Hayden Panettiere, Ludacris, Shannen Doherty and Sophia Bush attend the launch of A/X Watches event.

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Comments (3)

  1. d-l | April 16, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    I think Lidsay looks a little baked, don’t you? Yes, it’s all in the eyes. Poor girl – I wish her well. I hope one day she gets a handle on her addictions.

  2. d-l | April 16, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    I think Lindsay looks a little baked, don’t you? Yes, it’s all in the eyes. Poor girl – I wish her well. I hope one day she gets a handle on her addictions.

  3. anon | April 17, 2009 at 6:24 am

    baked? yes.

    worn out? yes.

    looks like she took a poo-covered hand, wiped it across her face from the cheek, under the nose and across the other cheek? YES.

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