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Angelina Jolie says that she was pretty advanced at kindergarden age . She was already making out with boys and breaking the first of a million hearts!
Angelina Jolie has revealed she was sexually active in kindergarten, saying she took her clothes off and ‘made out’ with boys.
The 31-year-old said: ‘I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten.
‘I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties.’
‘Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!’
Angelina also went on to talk about how she liked to cut a bitch during sex, starting when she 14. Jesus, is she from another planet? A planet of icy intrigue and porcelain beauty? Seriously, she’s more advanced than any of us. At 14, I was wondering why Jonny Quest was giving me shivery feelings. You didn’t see me cutting up on any of my Cub Scout troop to achieve orgasm.
More photos of the Jolie/Pitts with Pax after the jump.
EraserFan | April 18, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Stop hating on Angelina, Harvey. She may have been a freaky kindergarten ho but now she is one of the most charitable women on the planet. I think a lot of you could take some cues from her and her work with the less fortunate. I’m tired of you bloggers ragging on this admirable woman because some dork in high school was so boring to fuck that she stabbed him. Pussy.
lookwhaticando | April 18, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Enter the Hate Patrol
Me | April 18, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Ugh. That’s some seriously messed up stuff. Pedophiles would’ve loved Angelina.
What the F was wrong with her parents? Someone should look into the fact that she might have been abused, because wouldn’t that suck if she adopted these kids and then abused them in turn.
Would she be happy if that story applied to Maddox, Zaharah, Shiloh or Pax? In her warped little mind, maybe that’s ok.
Blotterhead | April 18, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Oh, big deal Angelina! Who cares??? I was doing all of that way back when too. Join the rest of us who were sexually abused as children and lashing out because of it! And get in line with the rest of the women out there who do stupid things to attract the attention of men. She’s just a big male attention seeker.
lb | April 18, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Wow, she was whore even at the tender age of 5. That is something to be proud of!
BARF | April 18, 2007 at 4:39 pm
When did she say all this? Recently or 10 years ago when she was in full freakoid mode? I really hope it was back then. Imagine the mortification for the kids, if their mother is going around talking about how she liked to get on down with the boys in preschool.
Oh, and someone put a muzzle on the weirdo brother, he’s spouting a lot of caca lately
Jess | April 18, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Whore…whore…whore…
Yeah…this slut is someone you should look up to. Losers!
LookShe'sHo | April 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Gosh…the media questions the fact that this whore hasn’t been around her kids, just dropped off the latest purchase and went to do a photo shoot and, ta-da…pics of the bitch with two of the bought kiddies…accompanied by a story from 5 years ago…
Ah…the Jolie spin machine…that’s money well spent.
Dawn | April 18, 2007 at 4:49 pm
What makes anyone a fan of this woman? I have tried (genuinely, with effort and everything) to find some good in her and I always come up empty. Nothing she does is without a selfish motive, even adopting orphans.
T-Bone | April 18, 2007 at 4:52 pm
It’s all so obvious! This woman could care less about other women. She’s desperate for the attention of men and men only, and she’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
NuggetBrain | April 18, 2007 at 4:57 pm
It looks like she said this recently – they mention the adoption of Maddox so it can’t have been that long ago. Besides, the article is dated today.
MJK | April 18, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Welcome to Delusionville.
Population Eraser and LooksWhatever
Where Angie is god.
Where Pride, Anger, Gluttony and Lust are actually commandments.
Where you can lie at every turn, but still have morons believe you.
Where you can destroy lives on a whim, collect little souls as a lark.
Where no man is off limits and no commitment is set in stone.
Where incest is practiced and self-mutilation is required.
Losers be proud.
T-Bone | April 18, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Cutting, attention-seeking, no feelings, sexual identity issues, chemical addiction? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — Borderline Personality Disorder. I’m not saying it’s not treatable, but that’s probably what’s going on here, folks.
lilmerrysunshinedorenep420ny@hotmail.com | April 18, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Wow why would she admit these things? Definately an attention seeker and wants to be the big “sexual being” had bases her whole persona on it. Is Brad embarassed? Poor kids. Once a wack job always a wack job. Must be she got sick of sex in her 30s, Billy Bob said she f@cked like a couch
Once a whore... | April 18, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Come on! Bitch had a live in lover at the age of 14…she was born a whore.
T-Bone | April 18, 2007 at 5:55 pm
No one is a “born whore”, damn it — whores are made!
Beg to Differ | April 18, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Is it environment vs. heredity? When your parents are filthy Hollyweird swingers and your environment is akin to a whore house…
…born a whore.
@ma | April 18, 2007 at 6:04 pm
I don’t believe her. I think she just likes to spout all this crap for the shock value. If she loved cutting so much, where are the scars. I see no signs of it on her arms anyway.
She sees herself as a crazy, brave, survivor, wonder woman type. That has not changed over the years. What has changed, is what she says. She no longer talks about sex at knifepoint, but the message is still clearly there that she is a wild woman, with the bikes, planes, talk about living in the jungle as a free spirit etc.
Disgusting | April 18, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Gosh…I bet Momma Pitt is sooooo proud.
My sons live-in lover is a psychotic masochistic harlot. My biological grand-daughter is locked in a vault somewhere so she doesn’t disturb her mommy. My once admired son is now a punch-line. Oh, glory!
Sarah | April 18, 2007 at 6:38 pm
wow….Angelina is sooo amazing. What a maverick….she’s so sexually advanced ‘n stuff. I wish I coulda gotten fingered in kindergarten….I had to wait until 3rd grade….I feel so cheated…..sniff sniff…….
Must Be A Slow Celebrity News Day | April 18, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Oh c’mon–this “interview” (if it ever happened given the source) appears to be several years old. Must be a slow news day for the blogs to be pulling up old sh1t to rile some people up so they can get traffic. Yeah like the rest of you, I fell for it but at least I’m not stupid enough to actually get all stewed up regarding apparently old “news.”
You’re a tricky S.O.B Harvey!
jannre | April 18, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Wow, I always thought she was a ho, I just didn’t know she started at such a young age, that must be why her lips are so big, she overused them…
cristina | April 19, 2007 at 3:11 am
Oh my this is an interview she did back in 2005. You can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzV_D7tTeIEAnd this is concidered news ?!
daria_alex | April 19, 2007 at 3:13 am
This is sooooooooooooooo OLD . I gues the world is infatuated with her if the magz keep digging up old shit like that to keep her in the news
Helen Sparkles | April 19, 2007 at 3:57 am
Age inappropriate sexualized behaviour is symptomatic of sexual abuse. Most sexual abuse happens within families.
me | April 19, 2007 at 9:32 am
everytime this woman opens up her mouth i can’t stand her a little more. do you think brad will let shiloh have a live-in lover at 14????
Sue | April 19, 2007 at 9:50 am
T-Bone-
Good DX-she does fit the profile, but I must argue; Borderlines are among the most difficult people to work with/treat.
Ginger | April 19, 2007 at 9:56 am
It doesn’t matter when she said it, SHE STILL SAID IT!!!!
T-Bone | April 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
Sue — shhhhhhh…I know they’re difficult to treat, but I don’t want any of the borderlines out here to get discouraged and quit therapy. They NEED therapy! And some actually do quite well and recover nicely.
Sue | April 19, 2007 at 12:37 pm
T-Bone,
I usually get them (Borderlines) after they are pretty far gone…so, yeah, treatable to a degree. Angelina appears to have an interesting mix of diagnosis’…
T-Bone | April 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Yeah — I agree, Sue. She did mention in an interview that her first adopted son, Maddox, pretty much saved her life. If this is the case, it makes sense why she keeps adopting children. Perhaps the children make her feel alive, somewhat healthy and whole. But is it a good thing to use children as bandaids for your mental health issues? Maybe… I don’t know…. Maybe, if it benefits everyone involved, it’s ok. The problem with unaddressed mental health problems though is that they almost always come to the surface at some point.
Dj | April 3, 2008 at 12:07 am
The only way a kid in kindergarten will be that sexual, is if she was molested when a baby, her sexuality switched on way too early.. like mine was… I got the strap my first day in grade-one for getting caught playing with a little girl’s crotch in the lunch room, under the tables, after the bell… We two just clicked, and we went for it.. no big thing, but the adults figured that I had destroyed that girls whole life now, and I heard rumors about her maybe needing to visit a shrink because of me… Hey! It takes two to tangle, and we clicked in every way… just like when I was playing near a shed when I was five, and the neighbor girl comes over, sits near me, lifts her dress, showing she has no panties on, and says with a big smile, “You can do whatever you want to do”..
Back then, if Angie and me were in the same kindergarten, I’m sure we would have clicked big time.. I’m sure we would have got into oh so much Trouble… Yay Angie…
It’s just that things have become so mundane these days of war and politics and crazy religion and slow dying.. I really miss getting into big trouble…