The Olsen Twins Hide Their Eyes To Prep For Film Roles

October 7th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Get this, bedraggled neighborhood terrors Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are reportedly considering starring in a remake of the classic Audrey Hepburn thriller Wait Until Dark. Why don’t they just hobble on their ill-fitting heels out to the graveyard, dig her up and pee on her? That might be less insulting.

Here they are at Heathrow in London, acting like they’re too delicate for flashbulbs.

These two troll dolls. I thought they were estranged or something? Word was that Ashley had taken over the day-to-day business of running their clothing line because Mark-Kate was too busy letting Heath Ledger die and making sure there were no nutrients in cigarettes.

Anyway, after the release of their coffee table book, they seriously want to play blind twins stalked by criminals. Blind people need to find them and beat them with their canes for this travesty.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in the gallery!


Get this, bedraggled neighborhood terrors Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are reportedly considering starring in a remake of the classic Audrey Hepburn thriller Wait Until Dark.
Why don’t they just hobble on their ill-fitting heels out to the
graveyard, dig her up and pee on her? That might be less insulting. Here they are at Heathrow in London, acting like they’re too delicate for flashbulbs.These
two troll dolls. I thought they were estranged or something? Word was
that Ashley had taken over the day-to-day business of running their
clothing line because Mark-Kate was too busy letting Heath Ledger die and making sure there were no nutrients in cigarettes.Anyway, after the release of their coffee table book,
they seriously want to play blind twins stalked by criminals. Blind
people need to find them and beat them with their canes for this
travesty.Check out all 10+ photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen in the gallery!

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Comments (3)

  1. green cardigan | October 8, 2008 at 6:06 am

    That handbag! Yak! It looks like if you left it down beside you, it’d take a pee on your leg.

    The Trolls themselves look like they’d benefit from a good flea and tick treatment.. Have they ever heard of the novel concept of combing their hair ?

  2. scables | October 8, 2008 at 10:10 am

    I love you for writing this. The only thing grosser and more dead than their fur clothes are themselves!

  3. S4 | October 8, 2008 at 11:16 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s awesome!

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