The Only Thing That Could Have Made This More Ridiculous Is If There Was An Eddie Van Halen Guitar Solo And They Were Bound At The Wrist And Wielding Switchblades

December 24th, 2007 // 6 Comments

“Hills” fakes Lauren Conrad and Heid Montag recently worked out their animosity for each other through the medium of dance. Both girls showed up at Goa in LA on Friday night to shoot scenes for the next season of “The Hills”. And of course, MTV made sure that they were both there at the same time. They’re about as real as my brief affair with Joey Fatone. Anyway, Lauren was in the hizzy with her co-stars I mean friends Audrina Patridge and Lauren “Lo” Bosworth. Heidi was accompanied by her now-ex fiance Spencer Pratt’s sister Stephanie. And it was on! Some shit-stirrer at MTV had them seat Lauren and Heidi at side-by-side tables with their backs practically touching. Dude, I would so watch that show if drinks got thrown or someone slugged someone else in the melon. But alas, they took to the dance floor as the DJ spun 80s, Britney and Lindsay Lohan while the girls had an ole’ fashioned dance-off. Screw this dance-off crap, give them both handguns and let the bodies hit the floor. Scripted, of course.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

See more photos of Lauren Conrad eating lunch at the Newsroom after the jump.

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Comments (6)

  1. oregoncoastgirl | December 26, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    PLEASE STOP reporting on these douches.

  2. Kim | December 26, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Lauren Conrad has the personailty of a postage stamp. She is unitelligent and bitchy – great combo & not cute to boot. She was oring wnough on Laguna Beach. Why does anyone watch the Hills if not for Heidi & Spencer?! Even Whitney & Audrina are ok but Lauren is painful for me to watch. She has so little energy its as if it apins her to even move her mouth hence why she talks like a ventriloquist =( This girl is sooooo blah!

  3. The Hurter | December 26, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    I have prayed to the Temple of Azra so that the satanic Gods that rule the 7th Sun will smite upon you a curse that causes your fingers to burn mightily should they ever type the words “Heidi”, “Lauren”, “The Hills” or “Pratt” on a keyboard. “Whitney” is ok, ’cause that skank’s hot.

  4. Heh | December 26, 2007 at 10:54 pm

    Dance-offs are lame, you know what it should’ve been? A motherfuckin walk-off!

    Sorry, I’m really drunk, happy Festivus!

  5. Krissy | December 29, 2007 at 10:05 am

    LC just needs to knock the shit out of bitch Heidi and get it over with!!!

  6. Krissy | December 29, 2007 at 10:06 am

    LC just needs to knock the shit out of bitch Heidi and get it over with!!!

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